Funny birthday greetings for a woman and her sister. Funny birthday greetings to sister from brother, from sister
On your jam day
Carlson will hide
Lose peace and sleep
You'll have to go with him
He will wish you
In fact, a little
Will invite you to the moonlit cafe
And he’ll sleep there, by God,
Happiness will grab you by the gills
You, lucky sister,
And he will say hello to you
Passion and dream are pestering! ©
Hello dear sister,
Here is the calendar page -
It's your birthday
So I’ll tell you, loving:
Be beautiful like Monroe
Like Lady Di, give good,
Like Rockefeller, be rich
And count your dates good luck!
Be happy, because this is great!
Live easy, because it's cool!
Be desirable, hot, passionate,
So hoo-hoo, not as if!
Have fun, it's fun!
Decorate your whole life of love with flowers!
Be beautiful, unique,
To everything, and not in places!
My sister, on this holiday
There is so much I want to say!
And I'll ask for my advice
I will never forget!
Always be as cool as you are
Just as cute, groovy,
My beloved sister -
Damn thing, with the soul of an angel!
SMS arrived loudly
For my dear sister.
Happy birthday!
You smile, I know!
Always smile like that
Never be sad.
Laugh loudly, live long
Happy holiday to you, sister!
With a colorful robe,
Very sharp on the tongue
And she is quick in decisions;
He likes to warm himself by the fire,
Likes to visit the bistra -
Have fun until the morning;
Cunning in a good way
And wise enough...
It's time for me to show my cards:
Happy birthday, sister!
I don’t know what to tell you.
You and I are two sisters.
If you're not here, I miss you,
I smile - you are nearby.
And when I'm all alone,
Remember, I am in the world.
You are a sister and I am a sister -
Together we are one family.
You, my sister
There is no shortage of suitors!
You're proud of your thin waist,
Nice and businesslike.
Happy birthday today
Congratulations!
Always be dressed fashionably
And live loving yourself!
To achieve everyone's goals
Don't waste your time in vain
Apply your skills -
Life will make you happy!
My good sister!
How happy I am to watch
How can you laugh loudly?
And rattle incessantly!
I would like to congratulate you
And wish that every hour
If only you were as nice
How you stand before me now!
Sister, dear, dear,
Congratulations to you today!
You are like a flower in the middle of winter,
There is no more tender beauty anywhere!
Stay like this forever
Let your soul sing!
Let everything happen the way you want
Always be good too!
Let friends be golden
Beloved is a pure diamond,
The work is the most interesting,
And money - even to your bank!
My beloved sister!
Dear, happy birthday!
I wish you happiness and goodness,
Health and good luck!
Let every hour be good,
Fortune smiles
And let me come to you again and again
Luck is back!
Dear sister, congratulations to you
I wish for everything.
So that the sun is clear every morning
There was a quick knock on the window.
So that happiness would spin, spin, strive
And the smile never left my lips
Dear sister! Happy Birthday to you
Today I congratulate you.
An unfamiliar star is shining,
It's my sister's birthday
I present congratulations, as always,
Simple congratulations from me.
Always be beautiful, groovy,
And there is no need to be sad in the moonlight.
Darling, always be like this
The best girl in the world!
May all your dreams come true,
May your smile always be with you,
Let all the flowers be yours
And there won't be a single mistake.
Sister, happy birthday! Let the diet
They don't take people like you and me,
Be happy, eat cakes and sweets -
Everyone is accepted into the marriage institute.
I wish I had a cooler groom than a prince,
So that you can sing praises in the morning,
And you were a goddess, a queen,
And I didn’t miss the silence in the evenings!
Happy Birthday, sister!
Finally the time has come
Meet you again
To hug you tightly
And congratulate, remembering everything,
What did you do out of spite:
For example, how often did she beat
She was playing tricks and whining!
Happy birthday!
Warmth to you, sister,
More vivid impressions
Pure joy and loud.
Unreal luck
And enchanting successes,
Freaky mood
And good luck!
Happy birthday, sister!
May you be lucky in everything
May the bird of happiness fly
And flutters over your shoulder.
All wishes will be fulfilled,
Will inspire you to win,
Will fill you with pure joy,
And good luck will come your way!
Happy birthday, sister!
Be beautiful like the Firebird
Make your dreams come true
A look full of beauty.
Let you, like in a children's fairy tale,
Life will warm you with happiness, affection,
And without any worries
Will bring a lot of success!
Happy holiday to you, sister,
Let's have fun today
So that the dust stands in a column,
Alcohol gave me a fever!
I wish you, sister,
So that you live joyfully,
And from wild fun
There was no hangover in the morning!
Happy birthday, sister!
Twists and turns the gears
Time is a gray grandfather...
Just be young
Cheerful, in love
And inspired by your loved ones
Expand the limits of women's strength,
Do a hundred important things in an hour.
Be lucky and successful,
Shine with beauty, of course!
And the whole long journey of life
Be incredibly happy!
Happy birthday, sister!
I wish you in the morning
A big dose of love
And sweet bliss inside.
Lots and lots of chocolate
Strawberry dreams and marmalade,
Straight paths on the way
And vacation right in Bali.
I also wish from the bottom of my heart
Indescribable beauty
To keep the money flowing.
You always shine with happiness.
Sister, happy birthday! I love you
And on this holiday I talk about this.
You are the bright sun, a ray of spring,
After all, you always lift my spirits.
Health, good luck, cheerful friends,
Let your dear husband love and spoil you.
Let the fire and warmth of your eyes
They will return to you with interest more than once.
Let today be your birthday
A cat will come into your house,
Will bring a bouquet of daisies
And a huge delicious cake.
Enjoy the bouquet
My dear sister,
We'll figure out the cake ourselves,
It's time for you to lose weight.
Well, we'll take it with us
I'm in good health for you,
Women's earthly happiness
And let's put love here.
On my sister's birthday,
I wish you from the bottom of my heart
Love, good luck and kindness,
And a sea of great joys!
I wish that you are loved
Carried in my arms all the time,
So that he is strong and beautiful,
And, of course, with money!
May all your dreams come true,
So that there is nothing to desire,
To make you want to smile
And flutter like a butterfly!
You are a gift in my destiny,
You little sister are simply awesome!
You have a life without problems,
Strength of spirit in difficult times.
Let a true hero be found -
Your million dollar fiance!
So that he takes care of your nerves,
He was as handsome as Apollo.
And so that luck comes into your hands,
Money dripped like rain.
There is happiness - and that means
Everything you expect will happen!
Happy birthday, sister!
On both cheeks - smack!
I've been writing to you since morning
This congratulations.
Be beautiful, don't be sad.
Don't be too sick
And forgive me,
If it was something like that.
A lot of joy, kindness,
I wish you.
Happy birthday, sister!
I love you and congratulations!
Happy birthday, little sister!
Be shamelessly beautiful
Run after your dreams,
Stock up on positivity.
Smile cheekily more often
To treacherous questions,
Cunningly enjoy life
And be happy - without asking!
My dear sister, I sincerely congratulate you on your birthday. I wish you the absence of “deer” in your life, the presence of money and chic, eternal nibble on luck and luck, unrealistic love and a crazy-happy mood.
Happy birthday, little sister!
Laugh cheerfully and loudly,
Let gifts here and there
They fall at your feet.
Let flowers, sweets, candles
They make you happy without a care,
Remember: internally and externally
You are endlessly beautiful!
Good, sweet, active -
Only positive thoughts:
If something bothers you -
So the mirror is crooked!
Happy birthday, little sister,
Congratulations!
Higher nose, perkier bangs,
Chest forward, be sad - no, no!
A year older and wiser
You became neither give nor take.
Be more friendly, nicer,
Without flaws, so to speak,
Happiness is a heap, long life,
Let only ringing laughter sound,
It will never be superfluous
Be kinder, more beautiful than everyone!
I wish you to always be beautiful,
Graceful, slender, young.
And somewhere - passionate, proud,
And somewhere - sweet and simple.
All life is a performance, and you are an actress.
Play, create your own destiny.
Let the loud sound of applause
It will not cease forever in your honor.
Let life be full of happiness,
I wish you with all my heart.
And happy birthday to you,
Dear sister, congratulations!
Today is an important birthday -
My sister has become a year older.
I want to wish you
Be happy without getting tired.
So that the sun will always be nearby,
The beauty did not fade.
So that butterflies flutter around,
Your boyfriend drove a Ferrari.
Clothes - only “from Gabbana”,
Only to become prettier over the years,
Find a wonderful job
Shovel money to row.
I wish you a ton of laughter
Fun, joy, success,
Love, comfort, find
Everything you want to find.
I wish you love and luck to boot,
A cool car, an apartment and a dacha.
May money rain on you more often,
A man confesses his love every day.
I want to hear your loud laughter all the time.
Live, prosper, smile, sis!
My dear sister,
My light in the darkness and the sun's ray,
On my birthday I wish you
So that you don't know thunderstorms and clouds,
So that you shine a smile on everyone,
Shined bright like a star
Was loved and loved
I was never upset!
I wish you joyful moments,
In the soul of eternal warmth
And a sea of bright impressions,
May you be happy!
You are as beautiful as a rose.
Like a daisy, you are pure.
Please accept congratulations,
My dear sister.
Be happy and loved
Be healthy and gentle.
Like a snowdrop, you are vulnerable.
And, like the sun, she is bright.
On this day, a wonderful holiday,
All smiles and flowers
For you only, for the beautiful one.
Dreams come true!
Our happiness, our joy
Connected with you alone.
Treats and sweets
For you, my dearest.
I love you, dear!
And I don't know what to say
Only for you, darling,
What should I wish for you?
Maybe a prince on a horse
With a Mercedes in the garage?
Or gold in a bag?
A twelve-story house?
In general, I wish you happiness,
To be loved forever
So that everyone goes away from misfortune
And never cry!
Let there be a lot of sun in the house,
Let everything come that you love,
Let happiness burst through your door,
And all your dreams will come true.
So that every page of life
Always full of warmth.
Love to you my sister,
So that it does not dry out forever.
Happy birthday, sister!
It's more fun to play and walk with you,
Solve problems from school together!
You will always cover, you will always cover up
And you can’t say too much to mom and dad!
Big sister! You
Happy birthday to you!
I'm telling you, lovingly,
What I wish with all my heart!
So that I don’t know grief,
I've often been to the sea,
Soon she became the boss!
We bet there is plenty of happiness in life!
You just need to extend your hand
And feel free to take it!
Today we need to be a little naughty!
Come on, get ready, run!
We wish you sunshine above,
We wish you peace on earth,
So that you don’t know troubles and dark thoughts
Don't grieve, don't be sad,
And always be so beautiful,
Beloved, tender and simple,
So infinitely cute
And endlessly young.
Congratulations to my beloved sister
Happy birthday on a special day
May you always be a wonderful flower
I wish you special wishes.
As a sister, I wish you happiness,
Feminine and immutable,
Wealth and strength of spirit,
Good, faithful friend.
May every day bring happiness
May you not become fat
Huge sky and light,
I wish you well and peace.
When you dreamed of a daughter,
The family lived in hope
You, sister, dear,
Fortunately, my mother gave birth!
Flowers, toys, congratulations
They are flying to you for your holiday,
And a lot of joyful excitement,
We congratulate the whole family!
Sister, happy birthday,
I wish you progress forward,
I wish you to achieve all your goals
And always be on the job.
I want you to be bypassed
Fogs, sorrows and sad days,
Anyone would be proud of such a sister,
May joy be with you!
You, sister, are with me from the same pier
And we have a common bank, dear,
I want life to caress you more often,
And happiness was always with you!
Words of congratulations come easily to me,
Their heart dictates, my sister,
May good notes always be heard
In your voice, dear to me!
You are always there, you will always help,
You rightfully bear the name “sister”!
It's like I don't even notice you,
But I can’t imagine life without you!
I wish you, honey,
Cousin,
To be the happiest
And she was sweet
I wish you, beauty,
Well, really, super model,
I wish you all to like me,
Let the husband be a beast in bed,
May life not be sour,
And the cabbage crunches in your wallet,
I wish I could sum up the numbers in my mind,
Which the bosses are saving up for you!
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My dear sister,
My light in the darkness and the sun's ray,
On my birthday I wish you
So that you don't know thunderstorms and clouds,
So that you shine a smile on everyone,
Shined bright like a star
Was loved and loved
I was never upset!
I wish you joyful moments,
In the soul of eternal warmth
And a sea of bright impressions,
May you be happy!
You are as beautiful as a rose.
Like a daisy, you are pure.
Please accept congratulations,
My dear sister.
Be happy and loved
Be healthy and gentle.
Like a snowdrop, you are vulnerable.
And, like the sun, she is bright.
On this day, a wonderful holiday,
All smiles and flowers
For you only, for the beautiful one.
Dreams come true!
Our happiness, our joy
Connected with you alone.
Treats and sweets
For you, my dearest.
My sister has a date today!
Birthday, anniversary!
Celebrate it in the Carpathians
She really wants it!
I'd like to go skiing
Rolled around in the snow.
I climbed higher into the mountains,
I rode down the slope.
So that the instructor is handsome
Met you.
Without any extra stress
I would bring him home!
My fashionable sister
You are always kind to me.
Then you will give me a “new thing”,
Then you'll touch up your makeup.
True, I will give you in return
I cover night and day.
So that you can be free
Do as you please.
And now on your birthday
You will escape, without a doubt.
Well, sister, I'm with you.
And I’ll cover you again!
My girlfriend is fighting
My dear sister!
Congratulating you today,
I admit honestly, it’s not true:
Your character is not honey and jam,
Fate is not still water.
But you're in a wonderful mood,
You always make me happy with a smile.
I want happiness to pass by
It just came to your warm home.
Took a little nap, rested...
And it remained in it forever!
Comic birthday greetings to sister
My sister, a beautiful lady,
I want you to be happy
So that every day Aston Martin,
Took you to clubs for after-parties,
May you be a style icon
Let your enemies pray for you,
The purse would be full of finances,
So that the suitors sing romances to you,
She was so mega-sexy,
May all your dreams come true!
To you, sister, on your birthday
I wish you luck in everything,
So that the guys are hungry for you,
So that you are the first everywhere.
I studied to be good
So that your life is easy,
Always be as sweet as you are
Be happy, my sister!
Happy birthday, sister!
Always be as cool as you are
So that men, like matches,
They lit up, but didn’t go out!
So that all wishes come true,
To catch the sale,
So that according to the promotion you can
You can even buy a jeep for hryvnia!!!
And on this day you accept congratulations.
Do you dream of an elegant figure?
And you spend so much time and effort on it.
Let me give you some advice
Regarding your diets:
Why did you give in to diets?
Stop eating candy!
Let it be like a statute
The figure will become super GOOD.
Let the lesson be useful
I give you my poem.
We often shared something as kids,
And sometimes they fought, but they loved each other!
You have grown up and become as beautiful as a rose,
I wish you love, only tears of joy!
Sister, smile, well, I’m for it
I'll share some chocolate candy with you!
I love you, dear!
And I don't know what to say
Only for you, darling,
What should I wish for you?
Maybe a prince on a horse
With a Mercedes in the garage?
Or gold in a bag?
A twelve-story house?
In general, I wish you happiness,
To be loved forever
So that everyone goes away from misfortune
And never cry!
Through traffic jams and fog
A caravan is heading towards us!
For my sister's birthday
He delivers things:
Stunning outfit
Diamonds of a hundred carats
Shoes with Chanel handbag,
Fur from the best sables.
But there is still valuable cargo!
Besides all the good
He carries my love -
I love you, sister!
Happy birthday, sister!
I wish you well!
If you wash the dishes
And you will clean the apartment,
It's a gift, no doubt
You'll find it behind the nightstand.
Happy birthday sister,
Have fun until the morning!
And receive an SMS
Let's have fun!
Happy name day I shout,
And I’m really stuck out from you!
I wish you a gorgeous guy,
Tame, obedient. Everything is as you want.
So that he pays a lot of attention to you
All the days, and of course, wonderful nights.
So that with him you will be an omnipotent queen
Cool, great, beautiful girl.
So that there is room for happiness in your life.
Let everything come true. Happy birthday, sister!
Congratulate your sister on her birthday with humor
You and I ate so much salt,
What dishes can be left without salt:
We made peace, fought, and managed
Hurt each other a lot.
To my sister on her birthday
I want to give you a smile!
Let's forget all the battles
And we will live together in harmony!
What to give your sister
For my birthday?
I'll give her a smile
And a sigh of admiration!
Always be yourself -
Naughty, beloved!
And just like me always
Be irresistible!
I want to look like garbage,
To be the best on the planet
So that for one of your tender glances
They threw a million down the drain!
I wish to delight you with beauty
Without any creams, masks, gels...
In short, just be like this
What kind of person are you?
Happy birthday sister!
Accept, sister, greetings from brother,
Bloom and smell all year round,
May you be light and winged,
Flutter like a moth in May!
I love you, dear!
And I don't know what to say
Only for you, darling,
What should I wish for you?
Maybe a prince on a horse
With a Mercedes in the garage?
Or gold in a bag?
A twelve-story house?
In general, I wish you happiness,
To be loved forever
So that everyone goes away from misfortune
And never cry!
