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Nominations and nominees.

Comic nominations are always met with a bang and with genuine interest. Often they also need awards and medals - the nominees are real, not jokes)))!

Here I described how to quickly and easily make the medal itself. But a medal can be awarded not only for opening champagne well, but for almost anything, just set a goal. Although the nominations are comic, their announcement so enlivens the atmosphere and concentrates the attention of the entire company that the entire holiday can be built on only one nomination of competitions that were not even held.

Even the presentation of real awards is not always such a success.

To whom do we give it and for what reason?

- at one person’s birthday or other holiday (entry to school, university, work, retirement, setting a record, receiving Nobel Prize, the publication of the first article in a magazine, the appearance of a personal blog, a victory at a dog show, etc.) are awarded only to this person, the hero of the occasion;

- at a celebration of several people (a team’s victory in sports, in KVN, in some project, etc.) we present all these people with the same medals (or at least with the same inscriptions, and the pictures are close in meaning);

- February 23 and March 8 - to all women and all men, without exception (check a hundred times that you haven’t forgotten anyone. Just in case, make a couple of spare medals with a universal text (they will also be useful for unexpected guests). But! Here you need to make one shape and size, but with different inscriptions: the more individual, the more interesting Everyone will be waiting, but what has been invented for them?

What are we writing?

Comic nominations for competitions and texts on medals.

By family connections:

— The best mother (daughter, grandmother, auntie)

— The coolest dad (son, grandson, grandfather, child)

— Eldest beloved daughter, youngest beloved daughter (I recently wrote something similar to someone in the comments)

By profession:

— The most fashionable singer (doctor, stylist)

- My favorite teacher (artist, traffic police officer - or what is the traffic police called now?)

— The coolest athlete (banker, hacker)

(This doesn’t have to be literally, it’s even better if with a noticeable exaggeration: if you cut your neighbor’s hair, you’re already the best stylist, you managed to run to the bus, well, you’re a cool athlete)

By position:

— The most democratic boss, employee, accountant

- The most ungreedy chief accountant

— The most flexible executive employee

— The most economic caretaker

Important! And the boss, and the supply manager, and the chief accountant - they are always in the singular. But still write the word “most” - for humor and light irony, which I hope they will understand.

By action:

- I’m the best... handed the neighbor a chair (screwed in a light bulb, blew smoke rings, made reports)

— I’m the fastest... I can paint my lips (I find a mobile phone in my purse, wash dishes (or I wash dishes faster than a dishwasher))), count without a calculator)

The same, but for kids:

- I was the fastest... to eat the porridge (fell asleep during the day)

- I’m the best... tied my shoelaces (buttoned my jacket)

For schoolchildren I can’t figure it out yet: my daughter is a student, my nephews are kids)) I forgot a little school topics. But you understand the idea, you can come up with it yourself quickly, the main thing is to write it down right away. Here's a little for younger students:

— Miss curly curls

— Miss the most beautiful bows

— Our protection and support

— Our secret keeper

- The smartest (decisive, brave, indomitable, persistent, obstinate, reliable, honest)

- The most tender (wise, smart, correct, modest, elegant, fashionable, cheerful)

By hobbies and cute features:

— World-famous newspaper reading star

— World-class maestro in playing with nerves

— Our personal astrologer (for the horoscope lover)

— Fashionable thing (for a fashionable thing))

— Our best florist (who loves to tinker with bouquets)

— Our Sukhomlinsky (who likes to educate)

— Young Michurinets (for summer residents of any age)

— Bill Gates' student (to someone who is good - or thinks he is good - at computer programs)

— Our chocolate girl (the most obvious chocolate lover. That would be me by default))

— Almost Hitchcock (for a horror movie fan)

— Snow Queen (to the prickly lady)

— The Iron Lady (whom you decide; usually at least one person, but it happens)

Comic nominations and their winners:

— Winner of the nomination “The Lady Checked in Luggage” (find and quote part of this poem by S. Marshak. This is for the lover of a bunch of bags, packages, string bags))

— Winner of the nomination “Someone came down from the hill” (who lives on a mountain, a hill, or loves hiking in the mountains or ski resorts)

— Winner of the nomination “You deceived me, you let me down” (from the Ukrainian song - You deceived me, you let me down - for constant liars))

— Winner of the nomination “On a small raft” (this is from the song by Y. Loza, for lovers of mountain rivers, if any)

— Winner of the nomination “I will ride my bike for a long time” (a very beautiful song of my youth. A gift from me to cycling lovers)

— Winner of the nomination “I’ll send him to…” (from Lolita’s song. For a lover of rude language of any gender)

— Winner of the nomination “Orientation – North” (from another Lolita song. A person at least somehow connected with the word “north”: lived, served, worked in the Far North. Or lives in the area of ​​the Northern bus station (there was once such a thing in Donetsk , and our student dormitory was nearby), or works at the Donetsk-Severny station, for example.

- Winner of the nomination “You're drunk, like a pig” (You're drunk like a pig - Verka Serduchka, one of the New Year's musicals. This medal should NOT be awarded, but shown in advance and announced that it exists, and if at the end of the evening there is a candidate for it , then he will receive it publicly. But you hope it won’t come to that)

For this block of nominations, it would be very good to collect these songs and play each one for 1 - 1.5 minutes while the person goes to get the medal and back. In general, short musical inserts (1 - 3 minutes) at homemade festivals are always very, very helpful: they smooth out rough edges and create pleasant musical breaks when you need to prepare the next competition or the next speaker.

Let me remind you: I described in detail how to make a medal in this article. If you don’t have room for both text and a picture on your medal, leave one, but read the text and nomination out loud anyway: after all, you’re having an award ceremony))

Another tip: when choosing texts and competition nominations for your company, immediately imagine who exactly it will suit. Only in this case will it be funny and fun. While I was composing and typing, I had fun myself, because I imagined everything that I wrote in relation to familiar personalities. If there is no suitable character, take something else, otherwise all my and your work will be wasted in space. And we need it to hook people here on earth))

With best wishes to bright nominations and nominees,

A very beautiful song and, in general, timeless. Listen!

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Comic diploma. "Diploma of a cunning lawyer." From the Bukvoed store. Code: 878635. ISBN: 00000000314 - review

The best diploma to cheer up your friends at graduation! + photo

My friend was graduating; he was graduating to become a lawyer! And I decided to please him with this original, humorous diploma from a cunning lawyer.

I bought it at the Bukvoed store for 105 rubles. The size of the diploma is 11x16 cm. Smaller in size than a real diploma. But it is convenient and compact. The main thing is that this is not just a diploma, a diploma with honors, it says “Awarded with honors,” so even if you didn’t study well at the university, at least here you can be an excellent student, and therefore a positive mood for your friend is guaranteed 100%.

This diploma has special lines where you can enter the name of the person to whom you want to solemnly present this diploma, and you can also independently rate your friend for comic subjects, such as: “For cunning and resourcefulness,” “For the ability to forget about money and prestige.” , and act according to conscience”, “For kindness and cheerfulness” and other similar nominations.

So I recommend such original and interesting souvenirs to everyone!

Nominations for comic awards at corporate events

The award ceremony, as a rule, fits into some theme of the corporate event, being a cheerful and positive end to the official part entertainment program.

I looked on the Internet about humanity’s experience in the matter of comic nominations for awards at corporate events and realized that everything was somehow disjointed and unsystematic. Because of this, it is difficult for you and me to take advantage of these achievements.

I’ll try to correct and somehow title the main directions of cheerful employee encouragement.

For a fun awards show, be sure to have a photographer stand at the stage and ask each employee to pose for the camera for a couple of seconds. The pictures turn out to be memorable, because on such a day they come with a beautiful hairstyle and the best outfit.

Accessories for nominees

It was very impressive. The glasses were left as a gift, of course. You can also use wigs, hats, funny ties, etc.

Ready-made sets can contain from 4 to 30 items; you can find them based on a holiday theme or simply “about a birthday.” The photographs always turn out spectacular, since guests behave more relaxed with their accessories. Apparently, it seems to them that they have somehow covered themselves up)).

Mister, Miss and Mrs...

Such nominations are suitable for the case when office employees simply dressed up and gathered at the festive table. The scenario is simple and entertaining, and the award ceremony is a way of presenting a memorable souvenir. What can we offer here?

Mr/Miss/Mrs:
Genius, Idea Generator. Sophistication, Grace, Soul of the party, Originality, Kindness, Sociability, Wisdom, Mystery, X, Positive, Smile, Curiosity, Visionary, Dreamer.

There are also nominations Optimiss and Optimister :-). And also Miss Compromise.

You can use your favorite phrases for nominations. It will be something like this: Mister“I’m busy”, “Call me back”, “It’s Monday again!”, “I overslept…”, “The horses are dying from work”, “I’ll go have a smoke”, “There’s such a traffic jam on Leningradka...”, “It’s hard to be a god”, “War is war, lunch is on schedule.”
Miss“Oh, I broke my nail again,” “Who has a chocolate bar,” “All men are theirs...”, “All women are like women, and I am a princess.”

Comic rewarding for employees - “New professions”

These nominations mention those professions that simply cannot exist in your team, but the employees have proven themselves to be just that (don’t forget to add that this is not just a Teacher, but a Teacher of the Year):

• Chief physician (he always has advice on treating any ailment and a full box of medicines)
• Makeup artist (she puts on makeup herself and does makeup for everyone else)
• Master of the tea ceremony (brews tea solely out of great respect for this drink)
• Firefighter or Rescuer of the Year (resolved consequences in difficult situations)
• Psychotherapist (they can write articles about a programmer who affectionately explains to each employee individually why the database is not working)
• The best cook or buffet specialist (every team must have one - he quickly ran to the supermarket and arranged a banquet at the highest level)
• Super model (yes, the most beautiful! Yes, this is her only role in the team!)
• Taster of the Year (this person tastes candy and dry goods on everyone’s tables, accurately recognizes the smell of perfume and is a keen connoisseur of office smells)
• Nail artist (looks like she does this all day)
• Political commentator (well, the same one who, since the very morning, has been outraged by the election results, the situation in Syria, the situation of illegal immigrants and the offspring of the Pugacheva and Galkin couple)
• Privy Councilor (oh... scary man...)
• Traveler of the Year (for some reason, he has vacations VERY often... Or so it seems to everyone :-))
• Mafia of the Year (awarded to a group of employees for long meetings in the ladies' room, led by Legally Blonde)

I have no doubt that, looking at your colleagues, you will come up with something else...

Hobby nominations

Here you need to use the habits, gastronomic preferences and hobbies of each employee.

You can add the word “Best...”. Or “The Most”, “Avid”, “Desperate”.

Dry Gnawer, Coffee Lover, Chips Eater, Feng Shui Master, Goddess of Social Networks, Photo Monster, i-Maniac (Apple Product Admirer), Long Distance Runner (courier), Short Distance Runner (this is anyone with the task “take this piece of paper"), DJ (music is always with him - with or without headphones), Bird Talker (no comments...).

We use phrases from songs and films

Since last year, the nomination “Oh, God, what a man” appeared. Don't forget about "Beauty Queen", "Accountant, My Dear Accountant". Award the nomination “Where are your 17 years old” carefully - maximum, to 18-year-olds. “Chocolate Bunny” (then let him finish singing), “And I want to fly”, “Let me go to the Himalayas” (for those who often ask), “A Poet’s Dream”, “I will command the parade!”, “Tsar, it’s nice meet me, king”, “I’m all so sudden”, etc. The point, I think, is clear, then we look for the names of the songs (it’s easier for me to do this in karaoke catalogs) and award them.

Smart guys and smart girls

Here we have Discovery of the Year (sometimes young people are called “Kinder Surprise”, Breakthrough of the Year and Simply Genius (the latter nomination is awarded for successfully solving 6th grade math problems for the son of the head of the department or solving crossword puzzles).

Presentation of certificates

It’s difficult for me to give universal reasons for rewarding your employees with comic certificates; the specifics of office work are very important here, but the approximate direction is this:

• for successfully selecting the color of nail polish to match the office interior
• for a clear understanding of the task the third time
• for a creative approach to a printer with a paper jam
• for very attentive attitude to the details... of the secretary's clothes
• for understanding from the lips the words of the coach of the Russian national football team from television reports and voicing them daily
• for the kind words she says to her computer when she boots up every morning
• for alternative coverage of traffic jams, of which special services, radio and the Internet are not aware
• for a gentle voice on the phone, after which the interlocutor cannot concentrate on performing official duties for a long time
• for good knowledge of the personal lives of employees
• for the ability to communicate on all known social networks
• for drinking a record number of cups of coffee in a workday
• for organizing a magnificent celebration of “Daylight Saving Time Remembrance Day” at lunchtime
• for recognizing any problem as the end of the world, nomination - “Full Armageddon”

This is perhaps the most common type of award. Nominations are selected in accordance with Hollywood (all positions are very cleverly deciphered on this website - http://www.classiks.ru/classiks/scenario/corporate/comic.html):

• Chief Director
• Screenwriter
• Production designer
• Best Actor
• Best Actress
• Best Sound
• Costume designer

You can find actresses for a cameo role (often absent from the workplace), and supporting actors (inconspicuous rear workers).

The main thing here is to provide the external attributes of a comic award ceremony - a red carpet, outfits, camera flashes, words of gratitude with tears in the eyes.

Option 1. Cheap and effective

Now there are a lot of original cups, certificates and medals on sale, which will be delivered in one box in one day. Just choose the appropriate inscriptions.

Option 2. Personalized gifts with custom engraving

These nominations are humorous, but everyone wants to receive the most significant awards :-). Personalized gifts are, of course, best suited.

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Comic nominations for corporate events!

Good day! The time for New Year's corporate parties will begin soon. I would like to make comic nominations for employees, but things don’t go beyond 5 nominations... there is “The Most Corrupt Manager”, “Miss Prudence” - for the chief accountant, “Kinder Surprise” - for the youngest recently hired employee, “You called ..” - for the secretary, “New thing of the year” for one employee. and that's it...stupor. Maybe you have had similar things, please share your ideas.

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I was Miss Internet, Miss Telephone conversation))) I sat on the Internet and chatted on the phone a lot))

music company, managers, salesmen, logisticians, engineers

Oh, I also won the Kinder Surprise category 9 years ago! We also had nominations such as “Money for a barrel” for the cashier, “Elder” - an employee who has been working for a long time.

And we (the security company) once awarded an Oscar - we took films/cartoons and people for best roles they gave out, for example, one friend who often went on night inspections was given an Oscar for Best Actor in the film “Batman”, etc.

maybe Mr. “Butt Licker” or “Owl” - in the sense of sleeping until lunch and then showing up at work or for the salesman “He Sold an Elephant” or “Women’s Logic” for logisticians. Sorry if I wrote nonsense.

So you write what kind of company it is, what it does, what professions are present.

The topic is related to the Railway. In honor holiday August 1 Comic competition among men

Yozhygtak you write what kind of company it is, what it does, what professions are present.

Car conductors, KTK control. transport. committee. SES, PROSECUTOR'S OFFICE

So you write what kind of company it is, what it does, what professions are present.

City administration, material department! They are engaged in writing off goods, all sorts of transfer acts, counting material assets assigned to us, and everything like that.

Oh my God, last year's topic just came up!

I held NOMINATIONS at a corporate party... everyone laughed a lot! The director especially liked it! And here is the text itself!!
“I would like to highlight some employees in the past year, but on what merit? This is what you will find out now!
______________?Thought at the speed of sound?: NAME
This is our fastest and most successful employee. You have turned to her more than once for practical advice. And, what’s most interesting, they received it!

Oh, what a woman, what a woman?? And who was the muse for writing this hit? Miss Femininity and Charm! Of course, NAME
________________Shop "Gardener".
— Do you have shovels?
- No.
- And the buckets?
- No!
- Nails?!
- No.
- A rake?!
- No.
- Why are you sitting here?!
- Because there are NO locks!
It was impossible to name the nomination _ Most Laughing Employee, therefore Most Fun Employee NAME
___________ Our most? Soulful employee?. She always tries to get to the heart of the matter, understand and help. Wisdom, kindness and understanding? her qualities! And it's all about the NAME

A mnemonic rule for determining the direction of the angular velocity vector, which characterizes the speed of rotation of a body, as well as the vector of magnetic induction B, or for determining the direction of the induction current? What is this rule? Nomination? Gimlet rule? She really loves to delve into a specific topic, for example, she can easily talk for 2 hours in a row about the vibration frequency of long-wave infrared rays. And NAME wins

This person is very attentive and will not miss anything, especially on the 8th and 23rd of the month! In the nomination?Eagle Eye? NAME wins
And finally, the hottest nominations! Winner of the Report of the Year award, “Miss Prudent” - our chief accountant NAME
____________ “Dad beat me twice today,” the son complains to his mother.
- For what?
— The first time was when I showed the report card with two marks, and the second time when he saw that it was his old report card.
But this is not about our “Apple”, he has no problems with this and he shows his report card to his mother not with grades at all, but with a sales schedule for the Promotion. In the nomination?An apple from an apple tree? awarded NAME
____________Nominated? Surprise of the year? wins?Who do you think? The most unpredictable of all those here. NAME! Thank you for the surprise, you made us very happy with your arrival!
____________ And the most important nomination? The head of everything?! Unanimously and indisputably, the NAME wins! It is known that the boss is always right; mistakes are human. NAME? a real chef!
4. On the eve of the New?.
Let love grow hot
Let the character harden,
A song is sung from the heart,
Life will become more interesting.
Don't let trouble into your home
Happy New Year!
And an afterword: If it’s already the 22nd on the calendar, but the festive mood has not yet arrived? create it yourself! For example, make pomanders? take an orange, pierce it with dried cloves (at least 10 branches). New Year's fragrance will fill your home and your mood will improve!!
HAPPY HOLIDAY!

Comic nominations for lawyers

Please help me come up with nominations for the corporate NG, I have 70 hours, everyone needs to be nominated somehow, I have 40 and my imagination has run out (I would be grateful for any ideas. There are storekeepers, IT, a technical director, 3 secretaries, a director left Training center, several managers (sales people),. Fun nominations for rewarding employees, of course, in this case everyone is awarded. Smolenskaya 2414 comic nominations for a lawyer. And an incoming call and legal advice.

Thanks for the tip :))) Similar nominations to the previous ones are boring and the same thing, only from a different angle. Newbie hunting. We have a large organization, a staff of 200 people, but as a rule, office employees “attend” corporate events (supply, administrative staff, accounting, heads of departments, dispatchers. I would like nominations not by department, but general ones (for example, last year we had 'Mr., who puts everything into perspective; 'The most active fraying of nerves is awarded.' Something like this.

One of the most successful and popular options is to award various comic medals, award funny nominations, or distribute Oscar statuettes for certain ‘achievements’. Such a presentation, if well presented and designed, can become the main gift for the holiday, which is given right at the workplace or will be an addition to standard corporate gifts to simply lift colleagues into a festive mood. At the same time, medals can be ordered from designers, made in Photoshop or bought in holiday stores, the main thing in them is not this, but how the ceremony itself is played out and how accurately the awarded ceremonies coincide with the achievements or personal qualities of the nominee. We offer a collection of seven ideas for comic nominations, orders and medals for February 23, held in different teams (thanks to the authors). Perhaps these options will form the basis of your congratulations or help you understand how best to organize it: 1.

‘Distributing Oscars’ in a small group. (for this congratulation, nominations to colleagues (which one) must be determined in advance, and at the ceremony itself the names must be announced, the summary for each nomination solemnly read and the statuettes presented to everyone) An Oscar in the “Charming Smile” category is awarded. You are all great optimists, merry fellows and humorists. Let humor decorate your life and turn problems into jokes! It’s not for nothing that you distinguished yourself in sports, you learned to go to victory!

Let hardening help you and increase your personal success! They receive an Oscar in the Workaholics category. It is known that patience and work will grind out all complex problems! We wish you to work just as hard and achieve a lot in life! According to our ladies, the Oscar “Hero of Our Time” was deserved.

It’s probably not for nothing that you were given such a fountain of energy! Although you can’t sit still, But it will come in handy in life! It is always useful, without a doubt, to have a position and opinion! You are extraordinary in everything, so may an upswing await you in life! The 'Oscar' in the 'Crazy Hands' category is awarded to the employee who, with a magical wave of his hand, will 'clog' any office equipment at work.

You have been given ‘golden hands’, and this is a plus in any science, both in your personal life and in your work! In short, you won't be lost! “Oscar” in the “Technical Vitality” category is worthy. You and the equipment are on friendly terms with us, so let your dreams come true! It’s not for nothing that you are an example to everyone, As a businessman, as an engineer! An Oscar is awarded in the Active Volcano category. Let the spring of energy not dry up even for a moment, So that you can manage everything, So that your life can be fulfilled!

They receive an Oscar in the category “Height to Match Your Intelligence.” Admiring, we are glad that your height matches your intelligence! So be high in spirit, May a great takeoff await you! An Oscar is awarded in the Intellectual category. Your horizons help you to have a free conversation. As you know, it’s always interesting to be around people like that! This is our most intelligent employee, a polymath and an intellectual.

He is capable of solving the most difficult problems and deserved an Oscar in the “Reliable Shoulder” category. We often hear about such things, What can be done with them, even for reconnaissance! And if you yourself are a faithful friend, everyone around you is drawn to you! (

In order for the event to go off with a bang, we suggest that you familiarize yourself in advance with the mistakes that are often made when organizing corporate events “Common mistakes when organizing a corporate event.” Are you interested in the article? Save it to your wall so you don’t lose it: Tags: corporate style Editor’s selection Funny contests for a corporate party Funny competitions for a corporate party are simply necessary, especially at the beginning of the celebration, so that people laugh, relax and feel comfortable... Common mistakes when organizing a corporate party Organizing a corporate party is a difficult matter. It requires knowledge, experience, and coordinated work of all participants in the preparation process.

Comic nominations for corporate honoring.

Today it is not difficult to find many ready-made souvenirs with funny inscriptions that can become the basis of a nomination. In this case, of course, you don’t have to come up with them yourself - just give your employees a T-shirt, mug, magnet or notepad. The same applies to printing products. You can find certificates where it will already be written “Simply to the Goddess”, “Master “Golden Hands”, “Bright Head”, and even “Certificate given... that he is Simply Talent”.

Awards at a corporate party - comic nominations and more...

This will allow you to expand your team’s social circle and learn more about each other. A selection of funny awards for employees We offer you several funny categories of awards for a corporate party. It is not necessary to use these exact nominations. You can easily change the names or descriptions to make the fun awards unique to your group and specific recipients. Nominations can range from “For dedicated office work” to “Best mouse tamer,” meaning a computer mouse.
The last nomination is best suited for your system administrator. Cool nominations for women: ATTENTION! Feeling lonely? Losing hope of finding love? Do you want to improve your personal life? You will find your love if you use one thing that helps Marilyn Kerro, the finalist of three seasons of the Battle of Psychics. Read more...

Comic nominations for men. comic nominations for corporate events

In addition, the information it carries can “kill” morally, but this happens extremely rarely. Or very often, it all depends on the company.

• "Miss Clean" or "Mr. Order". All cleaners are required to wear such titles. If you add adjectives such as “ideal”, “impeccable”, etc., the title will become more resonant.
• "Mr. Stop." This title is awarded to the security guard who controls access to the office.

Complex nominations For a more detailed description of people working in one company, you can come up with complex definitions that reflect the degree of their intellectual or business investment in the work of the company. For example, nominations for rewarding bank employees may be as follows:

• "Reliable Piggy Bank".

Comic nominations for employees for corporate events in poetry and prose

Mister neatness - Mister good manners - Mister gallantry Next for women and men on the corresponding holidays: - The coolest macho - Our superman - Our protection and support - Our keeper of secrets - The smartest (decisive, brave, unyielding, persistent, obstinate, reliable, honest ) - The most gentle (wise, smart, correct, modest, elegant, fashionable, cheerful) By hobbies and cute characteristics: - World-class star in reading newspapers - World-class maestro in playing with nerves - Our personal astrologer (for the horoscope lover) - Fashionable little thing (for a fashionable little thing)) - Our best florist (who likes to tinker with bouquets) - Our Sukhomlinsky (who likes to educate) - Young Michurinsky (for summer residents of any age) - Bill Gates' student (for those who are good at it - or think it's good understands - computer programs) - Our chocolate maker (the most obvious chocolate lover.

Encore holiday

He (she) is always late everywhere, but always and everywhere on time, although he (she) is never there! How does he (she) do it? “Thought at the Speed ​​of Sound”: This is our smartest employee or employee. You have turned to him or her more than once for practical advice. And, what’s most interesting, they always received it! “Artist of large and small stages”: Even if there are interruptions in hearing, But there is a loud voice, Good looking...
Yes, you can’t count all the advantages! If you suddenly ask what you need, He will arrange a scene for you in an instant, And you will marvel at the talent of both a colleague and... “Dear friend”: If you want, shout, If you want, whisper, If you want, be silent, like a mute. He (she) will still hear joy, feel grief and, of course, share it with you! “Da Vinci Code” (Keeper of secrets and passwords): This is the most, most, most “secret” head of the company.

Attention

If you don’t have room for both text and a picture on your medal, leave one, but read the text and nomination out loud in any case: you are having an award ceremony, after all)) Another tip: when choosing texts and nominations for your company competitions, immediately imagine who exactly this will suit. Only in this case will it be funny and fun. While I was composing and typing, I had fun myself, because I imagined everything that I wrote in relation to familiar personalities. If there is no suitable character, take something else, otherwise all my and your work will be wasted in space.

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And we need it to hook people here on earth)) With wishes for bright nominations and nominees, Your Evelina Shesternenko. A very beautiful song and, in general, timeless. Listen! aleksandr_barykin_-_buket P.S. The title of the next article is “The competition that is always with you.”

Certificate funny nominations for employees for corporate events

And today, in the official part, I want to pay tribute to everyone who has worked and cultivated our field of activity for these 10 years! In honor of the tenth anniversary, we are presenting prizes in 10 juicy categories! Cabbage. Children are looking for this vegetable, it contains a lot of vitamin C, but we award it for that “cabbage” that was in the capable hands of our cashier... (name, surname)! Cucumber. When presenting this symbolic vegetable, I would like to remember that a cucumber consists of 90% water.
Likewise, 90% of the success of our team consists of the work of this employee. (Name, surname)! Continue to be a great cucumber! Garlic. As you know, this vegetable is extremely healthy and popular all over the world. It has a persistent taste and unique aroma that repels all bacteria and germs. Garlic stands guard over the entire body, like our guard in the person of... (name, surname)! Pomelo. As you know, this is the fruit of an evergreen tree.
A gift from me to bicycle lovers) - Winner of the nomination “I’ll send him to ...” (from a Lolita song. For a lover of rude language of any gender) - Winner of the nomination “Orientation - North” (from another Lolita song. To a person at least somehow connected with the word “north” ": lived, served, worked in the Far North. Or lives in the area of ​​the Northern bus station (once there was one in Donetsk, and our student dormitory was nearby), or works at the Donetsk-Severny station, for example - Winner of the "Ti zh" nomination. drunk like a pig" (You got drunk like a pig - Verka Serduchka, one of the New Year's musicals. This medal should NOT be awarded, but shown in advance and announced that it exists, and if at the end of the evening there is a candidate for it, he will receive it publicly .
Choosing a nomination in accordance with the employee’s profession is the simplest option. Adding the prefix "Mr" or "Miss" to any noun or adjective is also one of the most common forms of title. For example, nominations for awarding office employees could be as follows:

• "Mr. Brain."

  
  This is the title most often awarded to the head of the company. It simply cannot be any other way, because in any organization the director is the most intelligent, talented and valuable employee! And this is not discussed! Well, if the manager is a woman, then it is better to use the nomination: “Miss Heart of the Company.”

• "Mr. Magic Wand", "Miss Shadow", "Mr. Pulse", "Miss Echo".

Let’s all determine together who we have “The most, the most, the most...” and tell them all this, right to their faces and in front of everyone! There is NO NEED to think and consult with each other for a long time, write those who come to mind first. Opinions will be taken into account in aggregate, confidentiality is guaranteed. We really count on you. P.S. Only, please, one nomination - one name, but one person can be nominated several times.

“Uma Chamber”: This is the very, very... head (of the company), This is our most intelligent employee or employee, This is our smart girl, erudite and intellectual, He can solve the most difficult problems! “Miss\Mr. anti-stress”: This is the calmest voice of the company, Communication with him puts you in a state of peace, you want to communicate with him (her) again and again “Keeper of traditions”: You can always find out from him or her... ..

• ...successful color scheme makeup that fits perfectly into the office interior;
• … daily familiarization of colleagues with the political events of our (and not only!) country;
• ...a gentle voice on the phone, zombifying enemies and turning them into friends of the company;
• ...the best cabbage grown on a farm on social media in working hours;
• …excellent awareness of the personal lives of all colleagues;
• ...saving colleagues from the harmful effects of nicotine (for constantly “shooting” cigarettes in the smoking room);
• ...improving the atmosphere of the office (respectful attitude towards colors in the hall or office).

Come up with your own wording that will make employees laugh, while at the same time (in a non-offensive and humorous manner) identifying their passions, strengths, or even shortcomings (the latter is the most important because it helps people work on themselves and improve themselves).

Comic nominations are always met with a bang and with genuine interest. Often they also need awards and medals - the nominees are real, not jokes)))!

Even the presentation of real awards is not always such a success.

To whom do we give it and for what reason?

At a birthday party or other celebration of one person (entry to school, university, work, retirement, setting a record, receiving a Nobel Prize, publication of the first article in a magazine, appearance of a personal blog, winning a dog show, etc.) we present only to this person, the hero of the occasion;

At a celebration of several people (a team’s victory in sports, in KVN, in some project, etc.), we present all these people with the same medals (or at least with the same inscriptions, and the pictures are close in meaning);

February 23 and March 8 - to all women and all men, without exception (check a hundred times that you haven’t forgotten anyone. Just in case, make a couple of spare medals with a universal text (they will also be useful for unexpected guests). But! Here you need to make them the same shape and size , but with different inscriptions: the more individual, the more interesting Everyone will be waiting, but what has been invented for them?

What are we writing?

Comic nominations for competitions and texts on medals.

By family connections:

The best mother (daughter, grandmother, auntie)

The coolest dad (son, grandson, grandfather, child)

Eldest beloved daughter, youngest beloved daughter (I recently wrote something similar to someone in the comments)

By profession:

The most fashionable singer (doctor, stylist)

My favorite teacher (artist, traffic police officer - or what is the traffic police called now?)

The coolest athlete (banker, hacker)

(This doesn’t have to be literally, it’s even better if with a noticeable exaggeration: if you cut your neighbor’s hair, you’re already the best stylist, you managed to run to the bus, well, you’re a cool athlete)

By position:

The most democratic boss, employee, accountant

The most greedy chief accountant

Most Flexible Executive Employee

The most economic caretaker

Important! And the boss, and the supply manager, and the chief accountant - they are always in the singular. But still write the word “most” - for humor and light irony, which I hope they will understand.

By action:

I’m the best... handed my neighbor a chair (screwed in a light bulb, blew smoke rings, made reports)

I’m the fastest... I can paint my lips (I find a mobile phone in my purse, wash dishes (or I wash dishes faster than a dishwasher))), count without a calculator)

The same, but for kids:

I was the fastest... to eat the porridge (fell asleep during the day)

I’m the best... tied my shoelaces (buttoned my jacket)

For schoolchildren I can’t figure it out yet: my daughter is a student, my nephews are kids)) I’ve slightly forgotten the school topics. But you understand the idea, you can come up with it yourself quickly, the main thing is to write it down right away. Here's a little for younger students:

Miss curly curls

Miss the most beautiful bows

Miss the longest braids

Mister neat

Mister good manners

Our superman

Our protection and support

Our secret keeper

The smartest (decisive, brave, unyielding, persistent, obstinate, reliable, honest)

The most tender (wise, smart, correct, modest, elegant, fashionable, cheerful)

By hobbies and cute features:

World-class newspaper reading star

World class maestro of playing on nerves

Our personal astrologer (for the horoscope lover)

Fashionable thing (for a fashionable thing))

Our best florist (who loves to tinker with bouquets)

Our Sukhomlinsky (who likes to educate)

Young Michurinets (for summer residents of any age)

Bill Gates student (someone who is good at—or thinks he is good at—computer programs)

Our chocolate girl (the most obvious chocolate lover. That would be me by default))

Almost Hitchcock (for a horror movie fan)

Snow Queen (to the prickly lady)

The Iron Lady (whom you decide; usually at least one person, but it happens)

Comic nominations and their winners:

Winner of the nomination “The Lady Checked in Luggage” (find and quote part of this poem by S. Marshak. This is for the lover of a bunch of bags, packages, string bags))

Winner of the nomination “Someone came down from the hill” (who lives on a mountain, a hill, or loves hiking in the mountains or ski resorts)

Winner of the nomination “You deceived me, you let me down” (from the Ukrainian song - You deceived me, you let me down - for constant liars))

Winner of the nomination “On a small raft” (this is from the song by Y. Loza, for lovers of mountain rivers, if any)

Winner of the nomination “I will ride my bike for a long time” (a very beautiful song from my youth. A gift from me to cycling lovers)

Winner of the nomination “I’ll send him to...” (from Lolita’s song. For a lover of rude language of any gender)

Winner of the nomination “Orientation – North” (from another Lolita song. A person at least somehow connected with the word “north”: lived, served, worked in the Far North. Or lives in the area of ​​the Northern bus station (there was once such in Donetsk, and our student dormitory was nearby), or works at the Donetsk-Severny station, for example.

Winner of the nomination “You're drunk, like a pig” (You're drunk like a pig - Verka Serduchka, one of the New Year's musicals. This medal should NOT be awarded, but shown in advance and announced that it exists, and if at the end of the evening there is a candidate for it, then he will receive it publicly. But you hope that it won’t come to that)

For this block of nominations, it would be very good to collect these songs and play each one for 1 - 1.5 minutes while the person goes to get the medal and back. In general, short musical inserts (1 - 3 minutes) at homemade festivals are always very, very helpful: they smooth out rough edges and create pleasant musical breaks when you need to prepare the next competition or the next speaker.

Let me remind you: I described in detail how to make a medal in. If you don’t have room for both text and a picture on your medal, leave one, but read the text and nomination out loud anyway: after all, you’re having an award ceremony))

Another tip: when choosing texts and competition nominations for your company, immediately imagine who exactly it will suit. Only in this case will it be funny and fun. While I was composing and typing, I had fun myself, because I imagined everything that I wrote in relation to familiar personalities. If there is no suitable character, take something else, otherwise all my and your work will be wasted in space. And we need it to hook people here on earth))

With best wishes to bright nominations and nominees,

A very beautiful song and, in general, timeless. Listen!

P.S. The title of the next article is “The competition that is always with you.” Look what it is))

I’m writing to you, what more?”, For the unique ability to write SMS messages in any place, position and position, For the effective and uninterrupted use of all available types of written communication (E-mail, ICQ, sms) “Keeping up with the times” For a responsible attitude to the work schedule: despite crazy traffic jams, global cataclysms, the fall in the dollar exchange rate and rising prices for gold and oil, it will appear in the right place and at the right time (Source: agulife.ru) Thanks to the authors The selection is posted for your reference RELATED ARTICLES: Comic nominations and medals for colleagues on February 23. Comic congratulations and gifts for the company's 10th anniversary. Scenario for a corporate party “Let’s compliment each other” Musical games and competitions for corporate parties Sketch for March 8 and February 23 for corporate events and parties.

Comic nominations for corporate honoring.

This will allow you to expand your team’s social circle and learn more about each other. A selection of funny awards for employees We offer you several funny categories of awards for a corporate party. It is not necessary to use these exact nominations. You can easily change the names or descriptions to make the fun awards unique to your group and specific recipients. Nominations can range from “For dedicated office work” to “Best mouse tamer,” meaning a computer mouse.

Comic nominations for employees for corporate events in poetry and prose

Home » Holidays » Comic and funny nominations for rewarding employees for corporate parties Not a single corporate party can do without special competitions. Scenarios for such events are usually drawn up by an initiative group of employees. Depending on the occasion of the feast, comic prize drawings are invented.

One of the popular entertainments at parties is rewarding employees with nominations. You can present such fun in an original form. At every enterprise there is an employee who differs from others in his qualities. This can be said about any employee. Nominations for titles are thought out in advance, and special awards in the form of non-standard items are also purchased.

Let's consider popular nomination options for rewarding employees:

1. Mister or Mrs.

Madame life

If you think that a corporate party can do without an impressive final chord in the form of a comic reward for employees, you are mistaken. Everyone is looking forward to a cheerful, positive and bright end to the official part of the festive program. Therefore, the main thing is not to disappoint the expectations of employees and to develop an award ceremony that will highlight the ideas of the corporate event and, at the same time, will become one of the most memorable and key moments of the holiday.

However, it is not easy to think through such a conclusion, and the advice that can be found on the Internet is unsystematic and fragmented, which is why achieving the necessary results is immediately under threat. big question. eventspro has systematized the network experience of conducting humorous corporate awards to help you choose the right areas of corporate incentives for employees.

Comic and funny nominations for rewarding employees at corporate events

Do you want your corporate event to be interesting, with a fair amount of humor, and unique? Include humorous nominations in your program. Comic nominations are always original, original, and fun. A corporate event, or as they say, corporate parties, gives us a supply of cheerfulness, joy, and positive emotions for a long time.

So, let's get started, the first nomination... “I will command the parade” In this nomination, the palm belongs to the manager, director of the enterprise, and general manager. He is our commander, ruler. “My position is known to everyone, I will command the parade.” “In Chocolate” The winner of this nomination could be one of the most successful ladies in your team. The lady is successful and lucky. Or a big fan of solariums can win the nomination. “It won’t go to waste, She who is always covered in chocolate.”

Awards at a corporate party - comic nominations and more...

Important

For example, organize a nomination for best competition, script or toast. For the last option, it’s a good idea to organize special attributes - buy a red carpet, buy Oscar toy figurines. Original awards for different professions Depending on the name of the nomination, it is also worth giving incentive prizes to employees. This move will help to significantly bring together and liberate colleagues, which is necessary for the successful holding of the event.

Pay attention! In the nominations it is worth mentioning only those professions that cannot actually exist in the team. IN lately Outdoor parties are becoming increasingly popular. In this case, it is worth thinking in advance where to place the prizes so that no one notices them.

Comic nominations for men. comic nominations for corporate events

So: Bird-talker (it happens), Feng Shui Master, MMORPG-lover (fan of online games), DJ (always with headphones), Anecdotomaniac (has fun with jokes), coffee lover and much, much more! We are confident that your employees are very versatile people. Clever people and smart girls Collect in this category all the actions of employees (both serious and funny) related to any discoveries and ideas. Simply Talent (for solving crossword puzzles or successfully solving 4th grade problems for the director’s son), “Kinder Surprise” (for the youngest and most active employees), Breakthrough of the Year, Idea Generator, etc. fit perfectly here.
To prepare for your corporate event 100% and create a great atmosphere, don’t forget about competitions, use our selection of competitions, games, sweepstakes and quizzes that are perfect for any corporate event.

Attention

You can come up with similar nominations on the same topic, for example in the rubric: “for record cups of coffee drunk during the working day”, “for record frequency of visits to the smoking room”, and so on. In a word, come up with nominations for employees that are humorous and at the same time highlighting individual characteristics each of the employees nominated for the award. “Bird-Talker” An excellent nomination in which people who like to talk a lot can be involved. They usually talk regardless of whether they are on their lunch break or doing something during work hours. As a prize, such employees can be given a megaphone or a poster in the “silence is golden” style.

Nominations for corporate events, comic in prose

He (she) is always late everywhere, but always and everywhere on time, although he (she) is never there! How does he (she) do it? “Thought at the Speed ​​of Sound”: This is our smartest employee or employee. You have turned to him or her more than once for practical advice. And, what’s most interesting, they always received it! “Artist of large and small stages”: Even if there are interruptions in hearing, But there is a loud voice, Good looking...
Yes, you can’t count all the advantages! If you suddenly ask what you need, He will arrange a scene for you in an instant, And you will marvel at the talent of both a colleague and... “Dear friend”: If you want, shout, If you want, whisper, If you want, be silent, like a mute. He (she) will still hear joy, feel grief and, of course, share it with you! “Da Vinci Code” (Keeper of secrets and passwords): This is the most, most, most “secret” head of the company.

A person who can, as if by chance, throw out a couple of phrases that can change the company’s policy. And, at the same time, his position in it);

• National Geographic correspondent (someone who loves to travel and talk about it, and his desk is littered with souvenirs from other countries).

Of course, you know your employees better than we do. Therefore, perhaps other fun and more suitable nominations will come to your mind.

For more ways to entertain your employees, read the article “Ideas for a Corporate Event.” Nominations Hobbies Feel free to use the passions and habits of your employees! And for greater effect, do not forget to add the word “Best”, “Diligent”, “Brave” and other similar epithets. The name of the nomination depends only on your imagination and observation.
An excellent gift option is an anti-stress keychain, because the psychotherapist also needs to control thoughts “Firefighter” or “Rescuer of the Year” - a person who helps the entire company get out of a difficult situation A lighter in the shape of a fire extinguisher is a great idea for a gift “He only dreams of peace” - for rewarding a hardworking employee A souvenir in the form of a battery-powered bunny will delight a colleague “Keeper of Traditions” - a nomination for a colleague who has worked in the company for a long time Give the employee a notebook with the inscription “for urgent thoughts” “In chocolate” - for an employee for whom everything always turns out perfect an option would be a tile of high-quality delicacy Awarding nominations for various holidays at work Humorous nominations can be invented not only on the occasion of the company’s anniversary, but also on holidays such as New Year, March 8, Men's Day and others.

Awards in comic categories, as a rule, are a cheerful end to the official part of the entertainment program. It relieves the tension and brings a festive mood to the event.

In every team you can always single out the person who is late, or who amuses everyone, or who dances well, who is the most erudite, etc. This will be your clue in the nominations. Try not to repeat nominations.

Comic reward options

• medals
• certificates, diplomas
• Oscar type figurines
• funny ID cards
• T-shirts with unique inscriptions
• mugs

All this can be ordered in special places, and if you have craftsmen, then do it yourself.

More ideas:

• You can purchase children's dolls from the Barbie and Ken series and decorate them with ribbons with appropriate inscriptions (original, beautiful, and many will definitely keep such a souvenir as a keepsake).
• Option with photographs: make funny photo collages of each graduate (process them in Photoshop and make appropriate inscriptions on them, for example: “Miss Charm”, “Mr. Intelligence”). Then you buy interesting paper holders and attach ready-made photographs to them - the souvenir is ready! Such a souvenir will also fit perfectly into any apartment and will remain as a keepsake.
• The easiest and most economical option is to make a wall newspaper with photographs of graduates and under each photograph of the graduate write in which category he is the winner. You can also come up with funny epigrams or wish poems.

Nomination options for awards

Nominations for awards can reflect the personal traits of the recipient, his business qualities, or be based on some isolated but well-known case. You can also use a person’s favorite phrases, habits, outstanding appearance, gastronomic preferences and hobbies for nominations.

It is very important that the nominations please both the audience and the recipient himself. You should not make fun of people with sick pride or without a sense of humor. Jokes can only be used in relation to a person who is able to laugh at himself without irritation or other negative feelings, and you must be 100% sure that this person will not be offended.

Remember, your main task when drawing up nominations is not to spoil anyone’s holiday mood!

I offer you a wide selection of comic nominations:

Mister/Miss

• Activity
• Antipunctuality
• Amazon
• Antistress
• Artistry
• Carelessness
• Fighter for justice
• Veselchak (Joker)
• Magic voice
• Know-it-all
• Fearless warrior
• Genius
• Idea generator
• Grace
• Delicacy
• DJ
• Kindness
• Integrity
• Good nature
• Friendliness
• Soul of the company
• Mystery
• Zateinik (Zateinitsa)
• Pop star
• Sophistication
• Grace
• Intelligence
• Adventurer
• Movie buff
• Yoke
• Compromise
• Handsome
• Eloquence
• Creativity
• Cool guys can do anything!
• Lightness of being
• Best biceps
• Women's Favorite
• Animal lover
• Curiosity
• Music lover
• Dreamer
• Model (Supermodel)
• Wisdom
• Observation
• A True Gentleman
• A real lady
• Resourcefulness
• Extraordinaryness (Extraordinary personality)
• Unpredictability
• Fidget
• Charm
• Charm
• An example of intelligence
• Sociability
• Optimism (Optimiss and Optimister)
• Orator, or voice of the people
• Originality
• Responsibility
• Responsiveness
• Charm
• Positive
• Political commentator
• Popularity
• Stealer of Women's Hearts
• Psychotherapist
• Prikolistka (Prankster)
• Discretion
• Determination
• Romantic
• Knight
• Heartbreaker (Heartbreaker)
• Storyteller
• Modesty (Modest)
• Quick wits
• Athlete (Athlete)
• Justice
• Style
• Slimness (Slim)
• Mystery
• Privy Councilor
• Tact
• Dancer
• Creative personality
• Confidence
• Smile
• Dreamer
• Tricky
• Laughter
• Generosity
• Energy
• Erudite
• Humorist
• Mr. "I'm busy"
• It's hard to be a god
• War is war, but lunch is on schedule
• Desperate Drybiter
• Avid Coffee Drinker
• Best Chipseater
• Honored Master of Feng Shui
• Goddess of social networks
• Photo monster
• Internet maniac
• Just a Goddess
• Bright head
• Just a Genius
• Computer genius
• Our Muse
• Master gold pens
• Mr Bean
• Thumbelina
• Little Mermaid (longest hair)
• Cowboy Joe, etc.

Award Ceremony

How can you beat this or that nomination at the award ceremony? I offer options for some nominations:

Nomination "Miss (Mister) Antistress"

This is the calmest person in the team. Communication with him puts you in a state of peace, so you want to communicate with him (her) again and again...

Nominations "Mr. Veselchak and Miss Laughter"

From the blues and all misfortunes
Laughter is the main medicine!
The winners in this category are _____________. Applause!

Nomination “Miss (Mister) Lightness of Being”

Brilliant carelessness and absent-mindedness. He has a magnificent talent of always and everywhere being late, but always and everywhere on time! How does he (she) do it?

The winner in this category is ______________. Applause!

Nomination "Miss (Mister) Curiosity"

This is the most inquisitive person in the team. It is he (she) who will beat all the information out of you about everything, everything, everything until the last moment...

The winner in this category is ______________. Applause!

Nomination “Miss (Mister) Speaker, or Voice of the People”

He (she) is the most eloquent person who is not afraid to speak on behalf of the team...

The winner in this category is ______________. Applause!

Nomination "Miss (Mister) Responsibility"

Despite crazy traffic jams, global cataclysms and rising prices for gold and oil, he will always appear in the right place and at the right time. For a responsible attitude to the daily routine

The winner in this category is ______________. Applause!

Nomination "Miss (Mister) Sunshine"

It doesn't matter what the weather is today,
Even if it rains outside,
It’s easy in the soul and heart in bad weather,
When the sun lives next to you.
The winner in this category is ______________. Applause!