The game I want to tell you a secret. A selection of the best competitions for a birthday or corporate event

Table game “I’ll tell you a secret”

Guests draw out pre-prepared cards with humorous answers and read them out loud. The cards can be placed in a hat, a beautifully designed box, or on a tray.

Card options:
I'll tell you a secret,
What I take care of in appearance:
In front of the mirror for hours
I bring beauty!

I'll tell you a secret:
I drive a cool car
And, closing my eyes, I drive by
In any direction!

I'll tell you a secret:
I'm doing wushu
And any scoundrel
I'll lay you on your shoulder blades!

I'll tell you a secret,
That I don't wear underwear.
If anyone doubts -
I'll show you right now!

I'll tell you a secret:
I love vodka very much.
Give me a bottle in my hands -
I'll drink and not eat!

I'll tell you a secret,
What I knit scarves:
How to put on a new scarf -
I will defeat everyone with my beauty!

I'll tell you a secret -
I'm keeping an eye on my figure:
Then I'll smear myself with clay,
Then I'll get a massage!

I'll tell you a secret,
How I take my soul away:
So let's eat chocolate,
Why then I have to lie down for three days!..

I'll tell you a secret:
I bring everyone around,
Because I love it
Fuck you!

I'll tell you a secret:
I breed cockroaches -
These cute little guys
I keep it in a jar at home!

I'll tell you a secret,
That I don't sleep at night
And the neighbors especially
I wake you up with my stomp.

I'll tell you a secret -
I value my health:
Or I'll eat a pack of pills,
Or I’ll take alcohol “on my chest”!

I'll tell you a secret:
When I see the syringe, I tremble.
A nurse, sometimes even
I'll take it and bite it!..

I'll tell you a secret:
I go to the nudist beach
I just don’t sunbathe there -
I look at other people!

I'll tell you a secret:
I go to museums...
Slowly exhibits
I'll take it out of there!

I'll tell you a secret -
I think I'm going crazy:
Go for a walk in the evenings
I'm putting on a burqa!..

I'll tell you a secret,
That I keep a skeleton in the closet...
Don't think bad -
This is so, for courage!

I'll tell you a secret,
How I go to parties:
After two glasses of whiskey
“I light it up” and dance!

I'll tell you a secret:
I don't like sex anymore...
I'd rather be on the couch
I'll lie down with a book!

I'll tell you a secret:
I'm friends with the police -
In the evenings at the sobering-up station
It’s like going to my own home!

I'll tell you a secret:
I'm friends with sorcerers.
If someone offended me -
I'll spoil it right away!

I'll tell you a secret:
I go to the bathhouse naked.
Together with an oak broom
I'm having a great time!

I'll tell you a secret:
I love shopping very much!..
How will I go shopping?
I'll buy everything I can there!

I'll tell you a secret,
That I write poems at night,
And in a burst of inspiration
I'll wake up everyone at home!

The guests sort out the cards. The presenter says that every person has his own secret, because a person without a secret is like Mona Lisa without a smile, like summer without hot days. But in honor of the holiday, you can lift the veil of secrecy and reveal a couple of secrets. Next, guests read the cards.

I need to tell you a secret:

I can't drink a single gram

Coded from drunkenness,

To heal the liver.

I need to tell you a secret:

I want to be the president

Zhirinovsky will be in swing,

Putin is smoking on the sidelines.

I need to tell you a secret:

I love milking cows

And I wish in this matter

Break the world record.

I need to tell you a secret:

I want to change my gender

I want to cut off the excess

Well, sew on what you need.

I need to tell you a secret:

I can cook something.

I make moonshine at night.

Don't want to buy?

I need to tell you a secret:

I can be a fortune teller

And spiritualism sessions

Only spend for euros.

I need to tell you a secret:

I want to be retired

To crochet, on knitting needles,

Well, raise chickens.

I need to tell you a secret:

I can drink beer by the barrel.

I'm without a foamy drink

I can't live even a day.

I need to tell you a secret:

I want to be a football player.

Arshavin and I on the field

Let's catch the balls.

I need to tell you a secret:

I will wear piercings

And an earring in the nose and in the ear

I want to surprise everyone.

I need to tell you a secret:

I want to be a ballerina

I am constantly studying

To walk on your toes.

I need to tell you a secret:

I love wearing thongs.

Color doesn't matter

You can give them to me.

I need to tell you a secret:

I want to be the Pope

And serve religion.

I need to tell you a secret:

I want to get a cassock

I want to go to a monastery,

To live out your life in peace.

I need to tell you a secret:

I want to live in a harem

And to be the fifth wife,

To be considered a good Muslim.

I need to tell you a secret:

I want to be a stripper (s)

At the pole in beautiful underwear

Drive everyone around you crazy.

I need to tell you a secret:

I want to give birth to a girl

I will braid her hair,

Sew dresses with frills.

I need to tell you a secret:

I want to serve in the army,

With a machine gun at the border

I will guard your sleep.

I need to tell you a secret:

I want to be a gymnast

I will do the splits,

Well, walk on your hands.

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If you work in a friendly team that loves good parties, then competitions are for fun company you will definitely need them. And if you just throw parties for your friends or children from time to time, then you know how interesting competitions are, especially when people in the company don’t know each other very well, but you still want to overcome embarrassment.

Why is all this necessary?

Many people (let's not point fingers, but most often these are not our most positive comrades) sometimes ask the question - why all these competitions? Usually I get off with jokes or answer seriously that otherwise it will be boring. In fact, the reason, of course, is not boredom. Any holiday for adults most often involves alcohol, and so that guests are not too zealous with breastfeeding, they need to be a little distracted, amused, and simply encouraged to dance.

Another important aspect is embarrassment, which is something I often encounter when throwing a party for my children or nephews. They have already passed the age when you can just come up and start playing together, and when children who are strangers to each other find themselves in the same company, you need to help them overcome a slight chill in communication.

The only place where you can do without additional entertainment is a youth party in a good club, where even without fun competitions it’s not boring for adults, and it’s better to help any group of adults spend time with pleasure and fun.

Preparation

Don't think that you can prepare the entire party, including table games for adults, at the last second. I usually set aside a few days for this because you will need:

write a script;
select competitions for adults;
find or buy props;
stock up on small prizes for the winners;
minimal rehearsal (for example, if it is expected that several large women from the accounting department will compete in bag jumping, then you need to check in advance whether the room can withstand such a scale and whether there is room to turn around).

Ideally, you need an assistant for all this.

Game "Toast to the birthday boy" on his birthday

How to prepare fun birthday contests? It is best if they are at least slightly related to the hero of the occasion. An example of the simplest word game for a birthday - compiled right there at the table.

What will you need for this entertainment? A pen and a card in which you need to write a congratulatory text in advance, making blanks instead of adjectives - you will fill them in together with the guests.

Text of the blank for congratulating the birthday boy:

Those who do not know what should happen in the end will zealously praise the hero of the occasion, listing him best qualities(young, smart, handsome, experienced), and those who are a little more familiar with this type of table creativity will definitely screw up something unexpected and caustic.

While the guests are praising the birthday boy, you carefully fill in the words instead of the missing adjectives, and then loudly and with expression you read out the result to the friendly laughter of the whole company.

Pick one or two outdoor games for your birthday - for example, a small quest that can be arranged anywhere. Don't make it too long; three to five steps will be enough.

By the way, if you have enough courage, then try making the key the main subject of the quest, to which the banquet hall is closed.

Good funny birthday contests also come from ordinary restrictions - a game with forks makes guests groan with laughter. To conduct this competition, you need to take several ordinary items (if you are organizing a birthday game, these can be especially durable gifts that cannot be scratched or broken) and two table forks, as well as a thick scarf. The hero of the occasion is blindfolded, given forks with which he can touch this or that object, and asked to guess what is in front of him.

Children's or teenagers' party? Funny competitions for teenagers will help defuse the situation just as much as competitions for adults. A fun activity can be done with four bananas and a stool (a coffee table will do). The idea is simple - you need to get on all fours, and using only your teeth, peel and eat a banana for a while.

Good competitions for young people should be fun and very funny. Competitions for teenagers can also be theatrical. Prepare several sets of props (ordinary household items in unexpected combinations - for example, a comb, a burnt-out light bulb and a chair cover in one set, and a mop, a soft toy and a bright plastic glass in another), and also prepare several names of popular films, focus on your audience - it’s better to take what is familiar to everyone.

The essence of the task is to act out a scene from the film using props. The winners are determined by applause.

"Sedentary entertainment" at the table

What to do if moving competitions are not suitable for a feast? In this situation, it is better to choose something neutral - ordinary word games at the table like “crocodile” go very, very well.

Game "In my pants"

Take ready-made ones or come up with your own competitions for adults - for example, you can use the idea “In my pants.”

There is no need to announce the name. The guests sit at the table, each tells his neighbor on the right the name of the film that came to his mind. And he remembers what his neighbor tells him.

And then the presenter announces: Now each of you, in turn, will say the following out loud: "In my pants...", and then - the name of the movie that your neighbor told you.

All guests take turns saying. It would be funny if someone had " Office romance"or "300 Spartans".

I-games

Fun table competitions can be based on anything. For example, there are several types of “I” games. One is predominantly for teenagers - in it two players compete to see how many candies can fit in their mouth, after each candy they need to more or less clearly pronounce any stupid phrase, for example, “I am a fat-cheeked lip-slapper.”

The adult version of the game is slightly different - guests must introduce themselves (say the word with a serious and calm look "I") in a circle until one of them gets confused or distracted (by the way, laughter is also considered a defeat), and the host invites the other guests to give him a funny nickname.

After this, the fun begins, which unites all table competitions like a chain reaction - it can be very difficult not to laugh, and after a couple of minutes everyone has a nickname with which he introduces himself (for example: “I am a furry pseudopod”, “I am a cheerful armpit”, “I am a rosy-cheeked lip-slapper,” etc.)

In the next round, the person who laughed is given a second nickname, and he must pronounce it in its entirety (“I am a furry pseudopod - green Chingachgook”).

Usually this game ends on the fourth circle because everyone is laughing! This competition is best held when the guests are already a little “fun”.

Not only are birthday contests memorable for guests, but also the end of the evening. At any party it would be appropriate to pay a little attention to the guests; preparation will require several balloons(according to the number of those present, plus a few in reserve), and notes with good rhymed wishes - when the invitees begin to disperse or you need to change the mood to a more positive one, invite the guests to choose their own ball of fate and burst it.

Collective readings good wishes usually accompanied by good-natured laughter and lifting everyone's spirits.

Examples of wishes can be downloaded below, and then printed and cut out:

Over time, you will collect your own collection of cool birthday contests and, based on the mood of the guests, you will understand which holiday contests will go with a bang, and which ones are better organized with a light drink.

Save yourself universal competitions for the company - this way you can be sure that you will find something to do in any situation. If you are a novice presenter and do not have much experience, then it is better to have a separate notebook for table games and competitions, and also prepare props - for example, some games require sets of cards with the names of songs or films written down.

As a rule, competitions for drunken company are often very obscene, and this is understandable - adults become liberated when drunk.

Game "Why did I come here"

Prepare entertainment that involves dancing or hugging so guests can express their warmth in an appropriate way.

Game “I’ll tell you a secret”

An interesting entertainment for which you need to prepare a little - “I’ll tell you a secret.” What is the essence of the game? Everything is very simple - each of the guests draws cards from a hat with a funny text in verse prepared in advance (you will have to try hard here). All cards begin with the words “I’ll tell you a secret,” and then there are possible options, for example:

I’ll tell you a secret that I don’t wear underwear, if you doubt it, I’ll show you now;
I’ll tell you a secret, I’m on a diet, I only eat grass, I don’t look at cutlets.

If you choose active competitions, such as the best dance or running around chairs, make sure that there is enough space around so that people of all sizes feel comfortable.

Do you prefer competitions for a small company? It happens that you need competitions for parties, but you definitely won’t have too big a group, try to play something intimate and not require a large number of people. These could be text games and competitions for small company, or verbal, for example:

Burim;
writing a fairy tale line by line;
forfeits.

Changeling Games

Invite guests to guess lines from songs. Examples can be downloaded here:

or TV program names:

Game Who We Really Are

Want to find cool competitions for your anniversary? Then karaoke competitions have been invented especially for you. adult company and table game Who we really are. This is a card game, guests take turns drawing cards and reading the quatrains printed on them - usually each one is greeted with smiles and laughter.

But karaoke competitions are a wonderful form of entertainment for a large group of adults, and the older they are, the more soulful the game. It is necessary to select several participants, as well as establish a jury (usually its role is played by all the guests who gathered at the birthday table).

And then there is the usual karaoke duel, but each participant must not only perform a song, but also present it artistically - you can play imaginary instruments, use simple props and invite “spectators”. Good mood guaranteed for everyone!

In general, if you need to celebrate a birthday at home, karaoke is a great way to entertain a motley group at the table. It often happens that elderly relatives and young people, or simply people who are not very familiar with each other, meet at a birthday party - song games will help unite everyone, and while drinking tea and cake you can play board games- fortunately, now there are enough of them.

If you decide to prepare interesting entertainment and games for a drunk company, then it is better to refrain from anything that could be perceived as offensive - unfortunately, people do not always separate the game genre from reality, especially if they are not sober, which often happens in the company of friends and friends on holidays. Choose the most neutral of your fun competitions at the table, and have a funny playful toast ready, which will help you change the topic of conversation in case of the slightest negativity.

You shouldn’t stock up on too many competitions; a person playing all evening gets tired, whether he’s drunk or sober, but sometimes everyone will be happy to play once or twice between toasts and table conversations. The greatest interest will be generated by those competitions in which there was good preparation and organization - people love when they are taken care of.

In my personal collection there are about fifty different fun games, and I can’t say that this is a lot or a little - birthday competitions for children are not used as games for a group of adults.

Now you have ready-made competitions for adults, and enough ideas to come up with your own competition for a birthday or any other holiday that you want to make special!

Games for a close group differ from others in that you can allow yourself to be a little mischievous, forget about your inhibitions for a while, laugh heartily and have some fun. A close company is, as a rule, a kind of brotherhood of old, faithful friends who can allow some jokes on the edge, some spice in gags, or simply not be afraid to be frank in their manifestations.

We offer an option table game for a close group "This is what I'll say about my hobby". This is one of those that help the whole company quickly escape from everyday worries and tune in to a festive atmosphere and fun. For fans of this type of entertainment at the table, a game with cards “I’ll tell you a secret...” is also offered.

Leading: Every person has a hobby, that is, an activity for the soul. But there is a hobby that a person talks about openly, indicating it in applications and resumes, and there is one that only the closest people know about. This is a hobby for myself. Today we will lift the veil of secrecy and tell each other about our deepest hobbies, which have been kept silent until now.

Your task is to take a card and voice them expressively. If what is written on the card contradicts your moral principles, you can, of course, select another option, but it’s best to treat the option you come across with humor, especially since your close friends are gathered here and they won’t betray you, right?

(The first line, as in a similar one, is the same for all guests, and the second, as it falls)

Variants of cards for the game “So I’ll tell you about my hobby”

1. So about hobbies I will say: (reads the card)

I do magic, I cast magic.

2 . So about hobbies I will say: (reads the card)

There is a taxi... I'll translate...

3. So about hobbies I will say: (reads the card)

I crochet scarves...

4. So about hobbies I will say: (reads the card)

I'll empty the trash...

5 . So I'll tell you about my hobby (reads the card)

I work with Papa Carla...

6 . So about hobbies I will say: (reads the card)

Inclined (inclined) at night to robbery.

7 . So about hobbies I will say: (reads the card)

I serve as a KGB agent.

8 . So about hobbies I will say: (reads the card)

I don't wear panties.

9. So about hobbies I will say: (reads the card)

I drink cognac without restraint...

10 . So about hobbies I will say: (reads the card)

I'll interrogate you in the dungeons...

11. So about hobbies I will say: (reads the card)

I keep mistresses.

12 . So about hobbies I will say: (reads the card)

I'm cheating everyone out of money...

13 . So about hobbies I will say: (reads the card)

I'm going crazy from shopping...

14 . So about hobbies I will say: (reads the card)

I dance with castanets...

15. So about hobbies I will say: (reads the card)

I make faces at the trellis.

16 . So about hobbies I will say: (reads the card)

I sin on Fridays.

17 . So about hobbies I will say: (reads the card)

I wear red thongs.

18 . So I'll tell you about my hobby (reads the card)

I grow hemp...

19 . So about hobbies I will say: (reads the card)

I work as a clown in the circus.

20 . So about hobbies I will say: (reads the card)

I raise chickens...

21. So about hobbies I will say: (reads the card)

I go to the bathhouse with Putin...

22 . So about hobbies I will say: (reads the card)

I'm prone to revelry...

23 . So about hobbies I will say: (reads the card)

I will paint all the fences.

24. So about hobbies I will say: (reads the card)

I grumble on Tuesdays.

25 . So about hobbies I will say: (reads the card)

I will rejuvenate you with a massage...

26. So about hobbies I will say: (reads the card)

I brake the car with my foot...

27. So about hobbies I will say: (reads the card)

I wear heels and stockings...

28. So about hobbies I will say: (reads the card)

I'm spreading marijuana.

29. So about hobbies I will say: (reads the card)

I'm waving my fists...

30. So about hobbies I will say: (reads the card)

I take a burqa on vacation.

31. So about hobbies I will say: (reads the card)

I'm plowing in the garden...

32. So about hobbies I will say: (reads the card)

I'm making everyone's head spin.

33. So about hobbies I will say: (reads the card)

I go to the sauna together...

34 . So about hobbies I will say: (reads the card)

I'm asking for alms.

35 . So about hobbies I will say: (reads the card)

Thank you, I'm lying.

36. So about hobbies I will say: (reads the card)

I run a zoo...

37. So about hobbies I will say: (reads the card)

I look into the bright distance.

We also invite you to get acquainted with a similar comic table game "I'll tell you a secret..." , which is held according to the same rules, but it is suitable for both a close company and an unfamiliar one. Depending on the composition of the company, cards for guests should be chosen accordingly. More than 50 quatrains collected from various sources are offered here (thanks to the authors of each of them). We advise organizers to get to know everyone and, before printing, choose those that you like and that suit the occasion.

To download card options, click on the file below:

Comic competition “I’ll tell you a secret”

Separately for the male and female halves there are bags with rhymes..

I'll tell you a secret,
That I don't wear underwear.
If anyone doubts
I’ll prove it right now.

I'll tell you a secret,
I go to museums.
Slowly exhibits
I take it out of museums.

I'll tell you a secret,
I drink vodka without restraint.
Give me a bottle in my hands -
I'll drink and not eat.

I'll tell you a secret,
I'm friends with the president.
I go fishing with him
I go to the forest to pick mushrooms.

I'll tell you a secret,
I've been serving in the FBI for a long time,
Because this service
I find it very important.

I'll tell you a secret,
I'm on a diet:
I eat grains all day long
Or I chew a bone.

I'll tell you a secret,
I maintain a vegetable garden.
I won’t dig the beds,
I'll just point out the place.

I'll tell you a secret,
I value my health:
Or I'll take a bunch of pills,
Or I'll apply some ointment.

I'll tell you a secret,
I take care of my appearance.
In front of the mirror for hours
I apply makeup.

I'll tell you a secret,
I go to the nudist beach.
Because my nature
Very prone to negligee.

I'll tell you a secret,
I bring everyone around,
Because I love it
To hang noodles on one's ears.

I'll tell you a secret,
I drive a great car.
And, closing my eyes, I drive by
In any direction.

I'll tell you a secret
I go to the bathhouse naked
Together with an oak broom
I'm having a great time

I'll tell you a secret
I'm giving birth this summer
Either a guy or a girl
As soon as I find out, I'll say so

I'm a sincere, modest guy,
I don't go out or drink.
I read poetry to myself.
I sing songs at night.

Ten drops of valerian
I'll take it and put it on the side.
So that no one has a restful sleep
I couldn't disturb mine

I'm basically all cool
Anyone envy me
I change foreign cars
Like a cowboy's horses!

All my friends consider me
The standard of beauty
What shoulders, what hands!
And look at your feet!

It's okay that it's crooked
And a little lame,
Clubfoot girls
They're running after me in droves!

I am a master at speaking.
I'm pouring out like a bird
I know everything and both to everyone:
Who's from where? How much?

I love to gossip.
I'll be the first to know the news.
Everyone is interested in me -
I will open my soul wide open

I'm beautiful! There is no dispute.
The whole world knows this.
I'll dance like a peahen.
And I will walk majestically.

What eyebrows, what eyes!
And the smile is like something out of a fairy tale!

I spend my time having fun
And I love company
Because I love it
Be the center of attention.

I'm so businesslike
I think modernly.
Governor, deputies,
Mayors are my friends.

After all, this is our time,
That you can’t get through without cronyism.
Now I'm scratching my head:
Where can I find a sponsor?

Oh, I'm poor and poor! Nobody feels sorry for me.
I don’t get enough money - that’s why I’m sad and sad.
That's why I look into the bottle and get hit in the back of the head.
But hopefully very soon
Everything will go smoothly.
Because in the garden
I'll dig up a valuable treasure!

I'm an unreliable person
I borrow money but don’t pay it back.
You better not trust me
Take your property into your hands.

From complete absent-mindedness
I suffer every hour.
I don’t remember now
What I told you just now.

I'll tell you a secret
I'm friends with the police
In the evenings at the sobering-up station
How do I go to my home?

I'll tell you a secret
I take girls to the movies
To the kissing places
I will imprison five

I'll tell you a secret
I sometimes go to sushi
Instead of Chinese chopsticks
I always ask for a fork

I'll tell you a secret
I grow hemp
In the neighbor's garden
I'm keeping a guard

I'll tell you a secret
I'm friends with Schumacher
If we drink together
I take him home