A gala event for women on March 8th.

There are no men in your team, but you need to somehow congratulate yourself and your loved ones on March 8th? We will give you many ideas on how to spend happy holiday in a women's team on their own, and without the participation of the male half of humanity. A holiday in an all-female team can also be very interesting if you prepare not only congratulations on March 8, but also funny scenes, funny games and competitions, ditties, riddles, funny questions with answers, quizzes, humorous performances and remade songs. Our full scenario of a corporate party on March 8 in a women's team without men can be supplemented with other competitions for Women's Day at your discretion.

Scenario for a corporate party on March 8 in a women's team without men

By the way, it might be a good idea to spend March 8th in a team theme party. For example, in retro style, or 80s style, in the form of a masquerade, ball, rock party, with an appropriate dress code.

What you will need for this fun scenario:

Potato;

Dolls and clothes;

Items of women's clothing;

Briefcase for men and school;

Robes and buttons, threads, needles, scissors;

Fruits, vegetables;

Comic giant underpants;

Chocolate coins;

Boxes with papers;

Prizes for the beauty contest: tights, nail polish, mascara, beads, pillow, belt;

Competitions for women's teams on March 8 without the participation of men

1 competition. Whose subject?

The essence of the competition: one participant comes out, she is taken aside, and without her, the presenter collects a subject from the women from the team. It could be watches, rings, beads, belts, phones or phone cases, any jewelry, jewelry, maybe even a shoe! Our participant must guess where whose object is and conclude whether she knows her colleagues well.

2 competition. Mistresses.

At least 2 participants take part in this competition. But more is possible. They will need to complete comic tasks to test their speed and ability to be a good housewife. For example, there may be such tasks:

Peel 5 potatoes at speed;

Dress the doll in clothes;

Dress up for work - in comic items of clothing: a hat, beads, shoes, a skirt - on top of your clothes.

Sew 5 buttons on speed to the robe.

Sort out the things of the husband and child: some into the husband’s briefcase, others into the child’s briefcase.

Etc. The most agile female participant and hostess wins.

3 competition. Dance.

They call two participants who know how to dance the waltz and invite them to dance to the music. But the music begins to change in style, then rap, then jazz,
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4 competition. Fruit temptation.

You need to buy fresh strawberries, bananas, apples, oranges, kiwi, lemon and other fruits. Also cucumber or potato. Cut everything into large slices and mix in two bowls.
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5 competition. Characteristic.

The head of the organization characterizes each colleague briefly on a piece of paper. Next, the leaves are mixed.
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6 competition. Try laughing.

They call one of those who want to take part in the competition. She goes backstage, and the presenter gives her giant leggings, which she must put on over her clothes. …………………………………………………….

7 beauty contest.

All women in your team can participate in the beauty contest.

Comic nominations:

1.) Longest legs
2.) Longest nails
3.) Longest eyelashes
4.) Biggest breasts
5.) Biggest butt
6.) The thinnest waist
Etc.

The meaning of the competition is simple: girls are given cardboard numbers of participants on a ribbon, or have round numbers glued to their backs. You need to walk beautifully along the catwalk, demonstrating all the nominations. The winners receive small prizes.

The owner of long legs: tights, long nails - varnish, long eyelashes - mascara, large breasts - beads, large butts - a pillow under the ass with buckwheat, thin waist - a belt.

Game: If...

The presenter prepares two boxes, in one box there are pieces of paper with the beginning of phrases, in the other box - the end of phrases. The presenter gives each woman to draw 1 piece of paper from each box. And then read them in order. Fun questions with answers that fit together.

Examples (beginnings of phrases):

1. If I were our boss, then...
2. If I knew the President personally, then...
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Examples: (ending phrases):

1. Then I would be the happiest person in the world.
2. Then I wouldn’t work here anymore.
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A scene for March 8th for a women's corporate party based on the theme: Three girls under the window

Three women - three girls - take part in the sketch. Who sit under the window on a bench and gossip about this and that.

Presenter: Three girls under the window chatted in the evening, talking about this and that.

1 girl: If only I could get drunk now

Presenter: One girl says,
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A sketch for March 8th for a women’s corporate party based on the theme: I’m writing to you, what’s more

Text of the letter:
We write to you, what else?
What more can we say?
Today at a corporate party,
Of course we'll have a drink.
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A comic scene with dressing up: a declaration of love to women

A woman dressed as a man comes out. The costume is designed to make it funny; the man is supposed to be macho.

Macho: Good evening, dear ladies!
I am a macho man, a conqueror of women's hearts.
It will be fun with me, just kick-ass!
I won’t let you get bored and sad,
Don't believe me? I'm worth a lot.
All the socialites were after me,
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Ditties for corporate parties on March 8

1.) We are sporty babes
We love to sing and dance.
And we'll put on sneakers,
You definitely won't catch up with us!

2.) I have three boyfriends,
I'm fed up with attention.
I can't choose someone
I'd rather be alone.
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Riddles for a corporate party on March 8 (for adults, with a trick)

1.) Above the knee, below the navel, there is a hole - a hand can easily fit through. (guess: pocket)
2.) It can be long, it can be short, it can be thick, it can be thin. He pokes his nose around everywhere, he's called by three letters. (guess: nose)
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Song-adaptation to the tune: “Let them run clumsily...” for March 8

Verse 1:

Let all men run
In the morning to the shops
Buy bouquets of flowers.
On this day we are goddesses,
Queens, princesses,
Be ready for whims, man!

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Every year, on the eve of everyone’s favorite holiday, March 8, the same question arises: how to congratulate women in such an unusual, humorous, cheerful way that everyone would like it, and at the same time, without wasting much time on preparing festive events.

And so that the program does not drag on: they congratulate, give gifts, and - we ask you to come to the table... And there, after a good snack - competitions, fun, laughter!

What to think of? What to surprise?

Don't rack your brains! We thought of everything for you: we offer 9 funny skits for a corporate party on March 8! Suitable for a mini-performance at the workplace, and for a holiday organized on a grand scale.

All that remains is to choose good gifts, several competitions for a feast (or buffet table), and that’s all - International Women’s Day can be considered a success!

Scene No. 1

"Gift Lottery"
The performance involves 7 men, but the number of participants can be reduced.
Five men come out with a rose in their teeth and perform a short free dance to S. Mikhailov’s song “Everything for you.”
Then the women are presented with flowers and tokens with a serial number according to the number of women.
Man 1: Dear women, gifts are waiting for everyone today! But we have 5 super prizes, and we are ready to give them to those who are lucky today!
Man 2: It’s simple, my lucky hand will look for one number here, and whoever comes up will take the super prize!
He spins the drum and pulls out one number.
Man 1: Hooray! Please come out to us! We are announcing a super prize, here it is!
A man enters the hall to the music; a large poster is attached to his chest, on which is written “I’m not working today! He does everything for me!”
Amid applause and laughter, the woman whose number was drawn by the presenter is given a poster.
Man 2 pulls out the next number. A man comes out to the music, also with a poster that says “Ready to discuss this!”
Man 1 (giving poster to winning woman): Oh yes, he is ready to discuss anything with you! Right down to discounts on tights in the store and a new manicure for the secretary!
Man 1: We invite our incomparable, courageous and wonderful chef (name) to get the next number! He has a lucky hand!
As soon as the number is drawn, a man comes out, wearing a poster with the inscription “5 compliments from the boss!” The manager compliments the woman whose number was drawn from the drum.
Man 2: I'm getting the next number! Hurray, (name of winning woman)! Come out please! He will perform his famous song “Oops!” for you. world-famous star Britney Spears, whom we invited especially for this performance!
Three men come out, one of them plays Britney (brightly painted lips, a short fluffy skirt over trousers), the rest are dressed as backup dancers (for example, in tights). The group performs the song “Oops!” to the soundtrack, the funnier the better, for example, standing motionless, folding their hands on their stomachs, looking at one point on the ceiling, and only opening their mouths wide.
Man 1: And, the last number in our holiday lottery!
The man diligently spins the drum, then, as if accidentally, pours out all the numbers on the floor, at this time all the other men take out firecrackers, explode them and shout: “This prize is for all of you!” Our declaration of love! We simply adore you!”
To the music of the song that opened the holiday (S. Mikhailov “Everything for you”), pre-prepared gifts are presented to the women, and everyone is invited to the table.

Scene No. 2

"Serious Test"
Leading: Dear ladies! Let us join you for a while, feel what it’s like to be a woman?! Our bravest volunteers, to amuse you, agreed today to become women in order to get into the most terrible female situations! Help them cope with this, dear ladies!
A dressed-up Man 1 comes out with shoes on his feet. He stumbles as if he breaks his heel. He freezes, raising his hands to his face in theatrical horror.
Leading: So, option 1: I'll go barefoot! What do you say?
The women shout: “No!”, Man 1 also shakes his head negatively.
Leading: Option 2: I’ll call my relatives and friends, let them bring me other Louboutins! Will it work?
Women shout “No!” (or “Yes!”), but Man 1 shakes his head anyway.
Leading: Should I go up to that cute stranger over there and ask for a ride?
Man 1 happily nods his head, runs up to any of the men, shakes a shoe in front of his nose, and, making eyes, says: “Save the lady, please!”
Leading: Ewww...We successfully completed one task, let's move on!
To the music, Man 2, dressed as a lady, comes out into the hall, and a normally dressed man walks towards him.
Man 2: Darling, give me 5 thousand!
Man: Where are you going with all the money?! I just gave it to you yesterday!
Man 2 sadly dulls his eyes, The man looks at him menacingly.
Leading: We are looking for options for the correct answer: “Okay, don’t give it up! But know that I spent all the money on charity!” - will it go?
The women shout “No!”, Man 2 also shakes his head.
Leading: And like this: “Don’t you want your wife to look beautiful?! Marigolds, hair, eyebrows, eyelashes - all this beauty, do you know how much money it costs?!!
The women shout out their answer and Man 2 shakes his head.
Leading: The option is: “You! Me! Not! Love you!”
Regardless of the women’s prompts, Man 2 agrees with this option, vigorously shaking his head and moaning “He doesn’t like it!” He doesn’t love me!” To which the Man, in fright, shouts: “Of course I love you!” Adore! Sorry! I agree to everything!” The men of the team join them to the music to congratulate the women
Man 1:
It is not possible for us to understand how you
So tender
Do you know how to be strong?
A hundred times stronger than us!
Man 2:
On a wonderful spring day, we
Ready to give you gifts
Flowers, compliments,
And do everything for you!
Man:
Please, please
May you never be sad
And also an insult, and an extra-kilogram-gainer
Won't meet you!
Leading:
You are dear, beloved,
You are the most beautiful
So allow us today
Congratulations!
To the music, men present gifts, after which women are invited to the table.

Mini-scene No. 3

Oh! What will we give?!
The participants in the scene are sitting at tables or simply standing in a group, expressing complete perplexity.
Man 1 (runs frantically back and forth, screams): Colleagues! Colleagues! Well, what are we going to decide? Give us suggestions for gifts!! What will we give to our ladies?!
All: Candies!
Man 1: Trite!
All: Postcard!
Man 1: Actually it sucks!
All: Diaries!
Man 1: It already happened!
All: Shaving foam!
They look questioningly at the speaker and talk among themselves: “No, so what! They need it too!”
Man 1: I won’t even comment!
All: Shower gels!
Man 1: It happened too!
Solemn music sounds (you can march), a man dressed in white clothes enters the hall, with wings behind his back.
Male angel: I am a beautiful angel who flew to you from heaven, because I see that without me things are going hard here! But your prayers have been heard, and here are gifts for your lovely women!
The angel places a basket in front of the men - it contains bouquets of flowers and gifts. The men shout “Hurray!”, break into a dance in joy, then give the ladies flowers and gifts and invite them to the table.

Scene No. 4

Beauty and intelligence
Suitable for a team of 15 to 30 people.
Women are asked for a moment of attention and invited to the “Beauty and Intelligence” program.
The presenter introduces the “heroines of the holiday”: 2-3 men dressed as women, and the outfit can be quite conventional: a hat, an apron, a paper fan, large beads - the more ridiculous, the better.
1. Ivanova Daria Mikhailovna- honored (profession of choice).
2. Petrushkina Agrafena Muratovna- People's Artist of Cinema Lovers.
3. Listopadova Mirabella Izmailovna- Honored consultant on any issues.
The presenter tells that today, in honor of the March 8 holiday, these women will participate in the “Beauty and Brains” competition, and the one who becomes the winner may receive an early pension.
Competition program:
1. Leading offers assignments on the topic "Who knows more".
For example, the topic is “flowers”, “cosmetic companies”, “jewelry”.
Participants' task: name words in random order related to this topic.
The participant who says the last word gets one point.
2. Leading offers tasks for verification ability to think logically. Names several objects. “Women” must name an item that is superfluous on this list and explain why. The more serious the questions and the more ridiculous, inappropriate answers, the funnier it will be to watch.
Examples of tasks:
Hair coloring with basma, Vella dye, henna. (The extra one is Vella paint).
Vanilla crackers, breadcrumbs, crackers with raisins (extra breadcrumbs).
Viscose, cotton, polyester (polyester is unnecessary).
Eau de toilette, lotion, perfume (extra lotion).
Basting, machine stitching, overlock (basting is extra).
In order for the competition to maintain a completely “beyond logic” style, the presenter awards victory and one point to the participant who, in his opinion, is “the prettiest of all.”
3. Competition task on the topic “Cosmetics bag”.
Leading“scatters” cosmetics items (nail polish, eye shadow, mascara, lipstick, bright lipstick, lip pencil, eye pencil, eye cream contour, nail polish remover, eyelash brush, cosmetic milk, foundation, powder compact, facial toner).
The presenter gives each participant a task, according to which she must choose the correct item “from the cosmetic bag”. Time is limited.
Suggested tasks:
wash off your makeup,
tint lips for a business meeting,
hide your freckles,
paint your nails,
paint your eyes,
wash off nail polish,
line your eyes, etc.
The presenter vividly comments on his actions and the actions of the participants.
For the correct answer, the participant receives a point.
4. The presenter offers non-standard situations to the participants. We need to find an original way out of them.
For example:
Let's say that you meet an extraordinary man. It seems to you that he is “head over heels” in love with you and is about to propose marriage. You come to your friend to tell her your joy. But then you see a photo of your lover on her desk. What are your actions?
Before an important date for you, you visited the hairdresser. As a result of a terrible mistake, your hair was dyed in green. What will you do?
You came to a business buffet meeting in a knitted dress. You are communicating with your partner and suddenly notice that one of the visitors has caught his jacket button on a thread of your dress. Moving further and further away from you, he unravels your dress. What will you do in such a situation?
The winner in the opinion of the presenter receives one point.
Based on the results, having counted the points, the presenter announces the winner of the competition. And gives the prize: the right to turn into a man again and congratulate the real heroes of the occasion on March 8th!
The “woman” transforms into a man, congratulates the female team with beautiful words, the losing participants remain women and are used “at their beck and call” - they hand out gifts.
The host invites everyone to the festive table.

Scene No. 5

Vernissage
Suitable for a team of 10-15 people.
1. Men should ask the employees in advance for their childhood photographs. Each one should be framed and hung as an exhibition.
2. At the appointed time, the men gather the women and invite everyone to the opening day.
3. Slow music plays and those gathered must guess their colleagues in childhood photos.
4. After guessing, the photo is given to the women. There are numbers on the back of each photo.
5. They hold a cool holiday lottery.
Examples of raffle prizes:
Room for personal archive (photo album).
Without her photo, the desktop is empty. (photo frame).
Disposable cosmetics (set of napkins).
A necessary part for a mink coat (hanger).
A tool for keeping your figure in the right tone (spoon).
Love potion (spices).
A universal gel from the past (laundry soap).
A washcloth for my husband (brush).
Incense (insect repellent).
3D gloves (rubber gloves).
It will be necessary to draw all the numbers so that each woman receives her own gift.
At the end, the men give flowers and invite everyone to the table to celebrate the holiday.

Short scene No. 6

flying ship
1. Women are invited into the room for congratulations to the melody from the cartoon “The Flying Ship.”
2. If this is not possible, then men change clothes in a secluded place and appear at the workplace already in the required form of cheerful Grandmas Yozhek: sundresses, scarves, brooms (brooms). In hands are toy accordions.
3. A congratulation song is performed to the soundtrack of the song Babok Yozhiek from the cartoon “The Flying Ship”.
Text
* * *
Stretch your furs, accordion,
Eh, play and play!
Congratulations to the women,
And don't talk!
* * *
I walked along the forest side,
The holiday followed me!
I spat on his baldness
And she sent it to the devil!
* * *
I tell him: Pour it!
You are a holiday, not a villain,
Even though I don’t believe it myself,
I'm into these superstitions!
* * *
Stretch the fur accordion,
Eh, play hard!
Our women are beautiful
Dazh, don’t persuade me!
* * *
We have known them for many years
This is the secret of beauty!
Everyone will always be twenty -
Even at eighty years old!
* * *
I was walking back home
The holiday is still following me!
What is the reason for this?
Is this the devil?!
* * *
Stretch the fur accordion,
Eh, play, have fun!
We congratulate all women!
Persuade me to sit at the table!
Men accompany women to the festive table, make toasts, congratulate them, and present gifts.

Congratulations sketch No. 7

Self-assembled tablecloth
Men prepare a large gift box in advance and decorate it colorfully.
When the women appear, each is given a flower.
The men take turns talking:
1. Congratulations, congratulations!
2. Tomorrow came quickly.
3. We have gathered you today
4. To congratulate you on March 8th!
5. And our gift is in a box,
6. So that you can guess,
7. What took a long time to pick up
8. What we will give!
9. He is undoubtedly very cute!
10. We’ll even give you a hint:
11. He will definitely make you happy!
12. Because it’s... a fairy tale?
13. No, you didn’t guess!
14. This is home decoration!
15. And it will come in handy today!
16. Is this the right... bench?
17. We didn’t hit, well, it happens!
18. Where is your ingenuity?
19. To receive and respect guests
20. Would a miracle (pauses) rolling pin come in handy?
21.Missing, even very passing
23.You need it
24. Drink coffee, meet guests
25. Set a beautiful table
26.Treat your neighbor with tea
24. Super - we’re giving you a tablecloth!
25.All together (or one congratulating): after presenting gifts, we invite you to the festive table!
They give gifts and invite you to the table.
The first toast is to the festive mood, to the best housewives, to the laid tables and to women's hands, which can even create a miracle!

Scene No. 8

Starfall
The men are talking to each other.
Man 1: Hello everyone, well, March 8 is just around the corner. Our women need to chip in for gifts.
Man 2: What’s the point of chipping in, let’s read them poems and sing different songs. Creative gifts are the most desirable and inexpensive!
Man 3: Come on, let's buy flowers. All women love flowers! We'll give you a flower and that's enough. They didn’t bother us with gifts. Foam and socks again!
Man 4: What kind of mercalistic guys are you guys? After all, we are so lucky with the girls. And the beauties and smart girls bake pies, and always treat you, say a kind word, and lift your spirits. You look at any one and immediately want to sing.
Man 1: Yes, yes I agree with (name of Man 4). Our girls deserve to be given unusual gifts. But what to give as a gift?!
Man 4: Let's think! We need something beautiful and romantic!
Man 1: How about a movie ticket for each?
Man 3: Why should everyone, let’s take them to an evening session. Very romantic!
Man 2: Yeah, what will the wives say? I can’t even imagine how I’ll get home after watching it together in the evening!
Man 1: Yes, and husbands won’t be too happy. They'll also hit you in the head!
Man 4: It is necessary that the evening be connected, and that everyone be delighted!
Man 1(thoughtfully): I'll give you a star!
Man 2: Exactly! Stars must be given! And cheap and beautiful and romantic!
Man 4(dreamy): Each of our girls is a star! Or maybe even a constellation! Let's give them a night shower of stars! Each girl is comparable to a constellation!
Man 1: It's decided! Speak!
Man 4(clears throat): Our dear girls! For us, you are like celestial stars united in constellations! On the eve of International Women's Day on March 8, allow me to identify you with the beautiful heavenly bodies and give each of us our modest gift, forming a shower of stars!
They name the girls' names and the constellation that matches their name.
Example:
Irina - Polar Star (praise and compliments);
Anna - Andromeda (praises, compliments);
Mary - Ursa Major,
Ella - Chapel,
Bella - Betelgeuse and so on.
After the entire list has been announced and gifts have been presented, women are invited to the table.

Game mini-scene No. 9

Long live women!
Suitable for a team of 15-20 people.
1. Men prepare in advance balloons different shapes.
2. Women are invited to the room where the congratulations will take place (or they do this at their workplaces).
3. The presenter announces that men are capable of anything for their female colleagues! And as proof, exact copies of the employees will be made immediately, immediately!
4. Now the men will have to create female figures from balloons using tape within a strictly defined time. The funnier and more absurd the “creations” turn out to be, the better.
5. Women count out loud in chorus and help with advice. Or the music turns on for the right time.
6. As soon as the time is up, the men take turns demonstrating their “masterpieces,” telling the best about the woman whose “copy” is presented, and presenting a gift.
The host invites everyone to the table (or a small buffet). Where games and giveaways can continue.

In conclusion, I would like to note that when preparing for the holiday, especially in small groups, attention should be paid to each woman, using humor, ingenuity, but in no case offending or insulting!

Try to joke and say congratulations with ease. Use skits, a pre-prepared program of table and outdoor games. Let small souvenirs be present in your congratulations.
The funnier the scenes, the greater the impression you will make on the female half of the team.

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In some kingdom
Rosinsky state,
Tsar Artyom thought about the Duma -
I am saddened by the difficult news.

Treasurer bad news
Preserving the maiden honor
Julia presented the king with
Like, I’m telling the whole truth:
“I don’t have a shred of money,
At least strip naked!”

Corporate party for women on March 8

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Characters:
1. Presenter _ in a formal suit
2. Yashka the artilleryman - boots, stick
3. Girl No. 1 – scarves, aprons (aprons)
4. Girl No. 2
5. Girl No. 3
6. Grandfather-elder - cap
7. Garpina - scarf, bottle
8. Gritsko – military cap
9. Popandopulo...

for adults

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We dress up in advance (Robes, dresses, scarves and make “pretty large” busts out of balloons)

Leading
- Today is a solemn day!
Happy day!
Day of unearthly beauty!
We give you our love and of course flowers!

Our dear fighting friends!
Beloved...

Sketch for March 8 “Masha and the Bear”

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Hello Mashunya, would you like some honey?
- Hello Mishunya, mmm I won’t refuse!
- Then take the pot, it’s standing at the entrance.
- Yes, yes Mishunya, let's dispel the sadness!

I can destroy a pot in 3 approaches.
- Yeah, putting microbes in there with your furry paw?!
- What...

The scene “The eighth of March is around the corner!”

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The eighth of March is around the corner,
In the shops - men -
Everyone's pushing, guys.
They should find a gift!
Carrying glorious bouquets -
From mimosa from carnations,
And in the other hand - sweets -
To prove that he's a man!
Leaning on the lady's cheek,
Ay love yu and all that,
With compliments...

An interesting congratulations script for March 8

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Host: Dear friends!
And again spring, of course, March-
The spring holiday is yours.
Winter is gone, love is in overdrive!
And our feelings start!
Spring and women are a single whole, inseparable. Let's ask ourselves the question - why? The answer to this can only be given...

Theater script for congratulations on March 8

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"Voice over":
Hello, ladies, gentlemen!
How did you get here?
I tell you without deceit,
You have entered our kingdom.
And our head, as of old,
Almighty, formidable king.
Don’t you dare offend him -
He is called Eremey!

“King Eremey” enters majestically...

Script of congratulations for March 8

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The bright spring holiday of March 8th is knocking on our door with huge boots, and of course, every man wants to show off his talent by doing at least something pleasant for his woman(s). It's no secret that my page is often visited not only by my...

Script of congratulations for March 8

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From March 8th. (variations on the theme “About Fedot the Sagittarius, a daring fellow”)
Narrator:
Believe me or don't believe me - it was in the spring.
Once upon a time there lived a sultan, he had an oil fountain, one gas tap,
He adored all the ladies, had his own clan and his name was Ivan.
Flew by...

Scenario for a theatrical corporate party on March 8!

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Congratulations from the pioneers.
A detachment of pioneers enters the stage to the beat of drums. The equipment corresponds to the performance (T-shirt, shorts, white socks and red ties and caps). Some have a butterfly net in their hands, others have drums, and the one walking...

Scenario

You are a woman

and you're right about that!

03/04/2016

Presenters: Belokhon Maxim (41 group)

Short Christina (32 group)

Nikita Filipenko (41 group)

Video Parable about a woman (Maxim and Christina read behind the scenes)

(then the presenters come out)

Presenter 1:

You are a woman, you are a book between books,
You are a rolled up sealed scroll,
There is an abundance of thoughts and words in his lines,
Every moment in his pages is insane.
You are a woman, you are a witch's drink!
It burns with fire as soon as it enters your mouth;
But the flame drinker suppresses his scream.

And he praises madly in the midst of torture.
You are a woman, and you are right.
From time immemorial she has been adorned with a crown of stars,
You are in our abysses - the image of a deity!..

Presenter 2: Good afternoon, dear friends!

Presenter 3: We started today's meeting with a hymn to women, as the main culprit not only of Women's Day, but of human life in general. And, as Maxim Gorky said: “The smartest thing a person has achieved is the ability to love a woman - to worship her beauty; From love for a woman everything beautiful on earth was born.” And now we announce the first dance, and you men will gently invite the lady to dance.

A slow composition plays, everyone dances

Presenter 3: The floor is given to the director of our college, Inna Alekseevna Shpakova.(flowers are presented after the performance)

Presenter 1: We give only to the most beautiful female names: Universe, Earth, Motherland, Mother - female names. Since ancient times, peoples have worshiped Woman. Love for a woman, in my opinion, is the main engine of life and history. Wars broke out because of her, heroic deeds were performed for her sake, and men made history with her name. Just as the planets of our system revolve around the Sun, so everything in this life revolves around a Woman.

Presenter 2: How many beautiful poems have been written in praise of Women. How many great deeds have been consecrated in her name! Love for a woman is a noble and beautiful human feeling. It elevates the soul of men, makes them better, stronger, fills their lives with meaning.

Presenter 3: We bow to all women, mothers, sisters, friends for your selfless love, kindness, for your hands, which create goodness and justice on earth, decorate life, fill it with meaning, make it happy.

Presenter 2: Has it always been like this? Has a woman always been a deity for a man?

Presenter 3:

I won’t get tired of the wrong shadow theater
Seek perfection until the end of your days.
I affirm: your face is brighter than the sun.

I affirm: your figure is slimmer than a cypress tree.
Because of your eyes that melt ice
Because of your speeches that waste honey,
Because of your hair that entwined my soul,
I am your humble slave now and in the future.
Oh woman, beauty of the earth,
Relatives along a straight line.

The first one expelled from paradise,
You carry heaven within yourself...

The hosts leave, tango is performed

Presenter 1: And remember from Pushkin: “The less we love a woman, the more easily she likes us and the more surely we destroy her among seductive networks...” How everything has changed, Alexander Sergeevich! Now the fair sex themselves have succeeded in weaving “nets”. The main thing for a modern woman is to convince a man that her “nets” are not destructive, but healing. Everything else, she believes, will come by itself, and it’s true!

Presenter 2:

How much tenderness
What a hassle
In every home
Behind every door!
Everywhere a woman is like a stronghold,
Like a challenge to anyone's disbelief!
Cooks food, washes clothes,
Stores pickles for the winter,
And like shadows they pass by
All my golden insights!
But dinner is smoking on the table,
And the child babbles carelessly,
Starting to walk on earth...
How clear all this is!
How eternal!

Presenter 3: Nowadays, a woman has sharply gone ahead. Often she can even give a man a head start.

Presenter 1: It is best to send a woman on a responsible business trip: even if she does not meet the “shortage”, at least she will acquire the necessary thing.

Presenter 2: It is best for a woman to work in the confectionery industry: only she can make candy out of unusable products.

Presenter 3: It is best for a woman to stand in line: she will not only stand up for herself, but will also protect the reputation of her beloved husband, who is sitting in a chair watching football on TV, from attacks.

Presenter 1: It is best for a woman to have her head in the clouds, as she looks more like an angel.

Presenter 2: It is best for a woman to write memoirs: she willingly remembers what did not happen. But what is a man capable of?

Presenter 3: Raise children: after all, a woman should still have time to raise her husband.

Presenter 2: Go mountain climbing: maybe this way he will learn to conquer women too.

Presenter 1: And, finally: to love a woman - he must ignite in her a reciprocal fire of love, inspiring her, the one and only, to do things that she is capable of only for the sake of him, a man.

Presenter 3: Tatyana Filimonenko sings for you

Presenter 3:

Love - it comes in different forms,
There is a reflection on the ice.
It can be a persistent pain,
There is an apple tree in the garden.
It happens like a whirlwind and a flight.
Sometimes there are chains and prison...
We give her peace and work,
And we sacrifice our own lives!
But there is still such love,
What will fit unnoticed
And, lifting, helping,
It will lead you through the years.
And it will be until last days
Your soul and conscience.

Presenter 1: When honoring and glorifying a woman, one cannot help but talk about love. Woman and love, love and spring are inseparable. Love is a great happiness that befalls people. Happiness is if through the life of each of us such love has passed, is passing or will pass, for which to accomplish any feat is a joy.

Presenter 3: And in these spring days let's talk about love. Now is not the time for her, someone will say, to feed herself. But, mercilessly divided into men and women, we suffer from its absence no less than from a lack of food. If we erase love from ourselves, then the suit will fit crookedly, and there will be no interest in life.

Presenter 2: That's itIs Don Juan conquering women? By cunning, luck, natural talent? Of the millions of men who seduced women, humanity remembers only Don Juan. He had the gift of making a woman happy. This gift is love and understanding.

Presenter 3: Viktor Merezhko, film playwright, wrote: “If we talk about human happiness, then we don’t have to look for it - it’s in the family. A woman makes a family, a wife makes a husband. In fact, the ideal union of a man and a woman can be when they say only pleasant words to each other.”

Presenter 1: Dear women! Today everything is for you - poetry, music, and our love.Anastasia Mamchenko sings for you

Presenter 2: Women have an important and responsible duty - to be the soul of the family, to bring light and warmth.

Presenter 3: Any trouble will fade away and disappear,
Like roaring thunder in spring,
If she is with you, if she is always near

Presenter 1: She might be thirty-three or seventy-three -
No matter how old she is, age has nothing to do with it:
In anxiety, in business from dawn to dawn
The person who holds the house together.

Presenter 2: Her husband is a general, cosmonaut or poet
Maybe he is a minister, a miner, a doctor -
She is the most important of all, there is no doubt about that, -
The person who holds the house together.

Presenter 3: Very rarely, but still sometimes sick,
And then everything around is topsy-turvy, upside down,
Because she, because she -
The person who holds the house together.

Presenter 1: The rapid age is taking us somewhere.
In the bustle, we sometimes forget that
That she is not a foundation, she is a person,
The person who holds the house together.
Presenter 2: So that there is light in both the heart and the house,
Respond to her kindness with kindness.
May you always feel love and warmth
The person who holds the house together.

Presenter 3: Mother…. This is the first word the baby pronounces. And no wonder. After all, mother and child are a single whole, not from the hands, but from the mother’s breast, we feed the first months of our life, being completely dependent on the one who gave birth to us. No matter how old, strong, smart, beautiful we become, no matter how far life takes us from our parents’ shelter, mother always remains a mother for us, and we are her children, whose weaknesses and shortcomings no one knows better than she. And no one, of course, will be able to pity and scold us the way my mother does. By reprimanding us, she does not want to offend us, but to correct us.

Presenter 1: Everything in this world

Everything from mothers -

Baby crying

And the song of our days.

Flight to a star

Into the sky-high space

Her open gaze showed us.

Presenter 2: On the crests of the waves

We can see from afar

Isn't our mother gray?

Isn't it kindness

Mother's words

Do we feel in the glow of flowers?

All from worries

Everything comes from wise deeds,

From an honest heart,

From her kind hands.

Presenter 1: Maxim reads by heart

There is a holy and prophetic sign in nature.

Brightly marked for centuries!

The most beautiful of women

A woman with a child in her arms.

Conjuring from any misfortune

She really doesn't have much to do!

No, not the Mother of God, but the earthly one,

Proud, exalted mother.

The light of love from ancient times was bequeathed to her,

So it stands for centuries

The most beautiful of women -

A woman with a child in her arms.

Everything in the world is marked by traces

No matter how many paths you walk,

Apple tree - decorated with fruits,

A woman is the fate of her children.

May the sun forever applaud her,

This is how she will live for centuries.

The most beautiful of women

A woman with a child in her arms.

Presenter 3: The writer Boris Vasiliev said amazing words about his mother. Listen here.

“I bow low to you because you are women. It is your suffering that produces new lives. It is your sleepless nights that grow diligent girls and fearless boys out of helpless screamers. It is your great patience, your hands and your hearts that make beautiful girls and noble young men out of boys and girls. And it is your worries and your work, your love blesses them for exploits in the name of life on earth. The chain of times is forged from the hearts of grandmothers, mothers and daughters and there is no sword in the world that can cut this endless yarn of humanity... Peace and happiness to the Earth on which you walk, Woman! After all, the earth itself rotates only because you walk on it..."

The presenters leave, the lights go out, the music of F. Schubert is barely audible

« Aue Maria "(Robertino Loretti)

“Mother’s Prayer” Anastasia Lakeenko

Presenter 3: Victoria Afonina sings for you

Presenter 1: “There are no ugly women!” -
I declare to other skeptics,
In a woman, a man opens
Something that is not noticeable to others.
Time is gaining momentum,
Like a motor on the runway:
There are no ugly women
It's a pity, not everyone is happy.
In the overflow of rainbows and dewdrops,
On the ground, under the blue sky
There are no ugly women
Among those who love and are loved!
Years! You have no power over a woman,
And of course it's no secret
All mothers are wonderful for children,
This means there are no ugly women!
Let the rains ring on the sidewalks,
Let the snowflakes swirl, teasing, -
I know: there are no old women,
If there are friends from their youth.
A woman forgets even in grief
Draw a line for love:
There are no ugly women
You just need to see the beauty.

Presenter 3:

You are all so beautiful today
So charming and gentle!
If you look, it will immediately become clear:
The breath of spring is all around!
In this difficult job,
Among computers, papers
You are blooming brighter than ever,
It’s like there’s a good magician nearby,
who gave you a miracle
To be young, to live lovingly,
And laundry, kitchen and dishes
I definitely took it upon myself!
So be happy, healthy,
Take on everything ardently,
And we are ready to set you up
Your reliable shoulder.
We wish you good luck in your business,
Love is beautiful and big!
You smile, which means

Everything in life will be fine!
Presenter 2: Why do we love spring days so much?

Why are we waiting for them with hope and joy?

Because only they are filled

Unusual, special happiness, warmth...

Presenter 1: Attention lady! On March 8th it is customary to give flowers to women. And women themselves bloom like roses! But few people know that there is a special flower horoscope. Now we will find out which of us is which, and we will get a gorgeous bouquet...

Presenter 2: Who was born in January! You are orchids!

Presenter 3: But in February we have mimosa!

Presenter 1: The well-known lady Lily - March.

Presenter 2: April - Our beautiful Dahlia is a purebred nobleman!

Presenter 3: May is a lily of the valley woman.

Presenter 1: June– funny bell!

Presenter 2: July - overseas tulip!

Presenter 3: Look at the Sunflower: Lovely, no matter what you say! August.

Presenter 1: September – carnation women.

Presenter 2: October is a shy daisy!

Presenter 3: November is a secret rose.

Presenter 1: And our motley and extremely beautiful group-bouquet of Lotus completes!

Presenter 2: Once again, Happy Women’s Day to all of you, our dear flowers! As nature blooms in spring, let your beauty bloom in the same way! Let's wish each other happiness, spring, love, goodness.

Presenter 1: Dear teachers, let me congratulate you on the holiday of March 8th.

Video Eduard Asadov “You are beautiful” (gift presentation)

Presenter 2: Ekaterina Korolkova sings for you

Presenter 3:

In this world tiny and shaky,
While the sun will shine for us,
The woman will remain a mystery
That no one can figure out.Presenter 1:

I wish that your dreams come true
The most cherished dreams.
So that you smile all the time.
After all, a smile is a sign of beauty.Presenter 3:

I want troubles and sorrows
Never visited you.
So that you don't forget your friends,
And your friends did not forget you.Presenter 1:

Let men lie at your feet,
Lend a strong shoulder!
Be happy, beautiful and loved!
Is anything else needed???

Presenter 2: Let your faces get tired only from smiles, and your hands from bouquets of flowers. May your children be obedient and your husbands attentive! Let your home always be decorated with comfort, prosperity, and love. Good luck to you, dear ones.See you again!

“Mother’s Prayer” Anastasia Lakeenko

Intercessor, give me big soul,

Good heart,

The never-sleeping eye

Hands are strong, kind, -

It's very difficult to be a mother!

I won’t forgive you with power,

I don't stand for money.

Breathe, compassionate one, into my chest

So much love and strength

To the grave

For the whole family -