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The collection includes humorous stories of famous Soviet writers different generations - M. Zoshchenko, L. Panteleev, L. Kassil, N. Nosov, Yu. Sotnik, M. Loskutov, V. Dragunsky and others. Many of the works presented here were written back in the thirties and have become classics; they are known not only to modern children, but also to their grandparents, who also laughed while reading these funny stories. This book can also be recommended for family reading. She develops a sense of humor in her readers.

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There is a baby growing in your family. Just recently, you rejoiced at every change that happened to him: he smiled for the first time, took the first step, said the first word... But months and years pass, your baby grows up, and you notice changes in his behavior that you not happy at all. It seems like just yesterday he was running to you to whisper some secret in your ear, to show what a wonderful drawing he had drawn, but now he has begun to withdraw into himself, speaks little to you, has stopped sharing his little joys and worries... You Not…

The adventures of Kasper Bernat in Poland and others... Sergei Tsarevich

“The Adventures of Kasper Bernat in Poland and Other Countries” is a novel from the history of Poland in the 15th – early 16th centuries. The adventure plot of the novel, which is based on documentary material, reveals pictures of the struggle of the Polish people with the Teutonic Order for independence. The authors’ special success is the carefully drawn image of the great Polish humanist Nicolaus Copernicus, with tenderness and love. The scientist appears before readers not only as a “shaker of the foundations” of the medieval scholastic science of luminaries, but also as a great patriot who led...

Game of mistakes Alisa Ponikarovskaya

She is a victim of fatal passion. She is torn between two men, unable to make a choice, but it is inevitable. She's sure it's forever. But ten years pass, and she again becomes the pinnacle of a love triangle. How to get out of the vicious circle of your own fantasies and conflicting desires? How to protect yourself from a new mistake? After all, in love, common sense is powerless. Love is a game without rules.

The Curse of Twilight Vladimir Lensky

Three of the elf people stood on the very edge of the foggy borderland and looked down from the hill at the blue river and green hills, at the trees with bright red trunks. From where the three were, the elven world looked as bright as children's drawing, - unclouded by any filth, inaccessible to any evil. And it was to remain so forever. But the terrible gray bloodthirsty creatures that flooded the neighboring Kingdom, where the descendants of a human king and an elven princess rule, have now come to their world. There are a lot of monsters... and no one knows where...

The Enchanted Country Vyacheslav Pietsukh

It's the second millennium of the new era, 1983... Old apartment. Time flies tirelessly, and the heroes of “The Enchanted Country” sit in the kitchen and drink alcohol from the kettle, while thinking: “Is it really destined for Russia and all its inhabitants to be unhappy?” It turns out that since ancient times, Russians have not been able to live like all other peoples, either due to their mentality, or due to their geographical location...

Where, when and how to fish N. Ushakova

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How to catch her on the Internet Mikhail Romanoff

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The Vicious Circle Alexander Kuleshov

The novel “The Vicious Circle,” like other works of Alexander Kuleshov in this cycle (“The Martini May Go Out,” “The Lucky Ones from Malchans Street,” “How to Be?”), talks about modern youth in the West, their destinies, problems, dreams and quests. The fate of the main character of this novel is tragic. He lives in a complex world where hypocrisy, deceit and crime are rampant, and defending truth and freedom is fraught with danger.

How Putin became President of the United States: new Russians... Dmitry Bykov

In a certain kingdom, in a certain state, there was abundant land and there was no order at all, the wittiest of its chroniclers once noted. The earth gave birth regularly year after year, but the people who inhabited it were hungry, barefoot and uncultured. The rulers ruled, the rebels rebelled, the people remained silent, but nothing changed. The best minds of the state became dull, trying to comprehend such an order of things, which gave rise to the quietest of the poets of that land to compose a thesis about its incomprehensibility. Each of the rulers before the intercession knew perfectly well what he wanted and...

Basics of drawing for students in grades 5-8 Natalya Sokolnikova

The textbook consists of four books that talk about the basics in an interesting and accessible way artistic image and provides information about the history of Russian and foreign fine arts from ancient times to the present day. The book “Fundamentals of Drawing” considers drawing as the basis of all plastic arts. It includes the study of issues of shape formation, volume transfer, proportions, and perspective. Students will master the ABC of drawing in the process of practical tasks on drawing a portrait and human figure, a variety of still lifes,…

Instance of the letter in the unconscious (collection) Jacques Lacan

Collection of psychoanalytic articles famous philosopher Jacques Lacan: “The mirror stage as forming the function of the Self, as it was revealed to us in psychoanalytic experience.” “Exemplary Treatment Options.” “The authority of the letter in the unconscious, or the fate of the mind after Freud.” "On the question that precedes any possible approach to the treatment of psychosis." "The Meaning of the Phallus." "The Subversion of the Subject and the Dialectic of Desire in the Unconscious in Freud." http://fb2.traumlibrary.net

Recently we were walking in the yard: Alyonka, Mishka and me. Suddenly a truck drove into the yard. And on it lay a Christmas tree. We ran after the car. So she drove up to the building management office, stopped, and the driver and our janitor began to unload the tree. They shouted at each other:

- Easier! Let's bring it in! Right! Leveya! Get her on her butt! Make it easier, otherwise you’ll break off the whole spitz.

— And when they unloaded, the driver said:

“Now we need to register this tree,” and he left.

And we stayed near the Christmas tree.

She lay there big, furry, and smelled so deliciously of frost that we stood there like fools and smiled. Then Alyonka took hold of one twig and said:

- Look, there are detectives hanging on the tree.

"Detective"! She said it wrong! Mishka and I just rolled around. We both laughed equally, but then Mishka began to laugh louder to make me laugh.

Well, I pushed it a little so he wouldn't think I was giving up. Mishka held his stomach with his hands, as if he was in great pain, and shouted:

- Oh, I'll die of laughter! Detective!

And, of course, I turned up the heat:

- The girl is five years old, but she says “detective”... Ha-ha-ha!

Then Mishka fainted and groaned:

- Oh, I feel bad! Detective...

And he began to hiccup:

- Hick!.. Detective. Hic! Hic! I'll die of laughter. Hic!

Then I grabbed a handful of snow and began to apply it to my forehead, as if I had already developed a brain infection and had gone crazy. I yelled:

- The girl is five years old, she’s getting married soon! And she's a detective...

Alyonka’s lower lip curled so that it went behind her ear.

- I said it right! This is my tooth falling out and whistling. I want to say “detective”, but I whistle “detective”.

Mishka said:

- What a miracle! Her tooth fell out! Three of them have fallen out and two are wobbly, but I still speak correctly! Listen here: giggles! What? It’s really great - huh-kee! This is how it comes out easily for me: giggles! I can even sing:

Oh, green hyhechka,

I'm afraid I'll inject myself.

But Alyonka will scream. One is louder than the two of us:

- Wrong! Hooray! You talk hykhki, but we need detective!

- Precisely, that there is no need for detective work, but rather giggles!

And let's both roar. All you can hear is: “Detective!” - “Giggles!” - “Detective!”

Looking at them, I laughed so much that I even got hungry. I walked home and kept thinking: why were they arguing so much, since they were both wrong? It's a very simple word. I stopped on the stairs and said clearly:

- No detective work. No naked, but briefly and clear: Fyfki!

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Enchanted letter— Dragunsky V.Yu.

Dragunsky's story is about three guys who couldn't pronounce the letter Sh. It all started when a truck with a Christmas tree drove into the yard of the house. Alyonka says: “Look, there are detectives hanging on the tree.” This is where the fun and laughter began...

The enchanted letter read

Recently we were walking in the yard: Alenka, Mishka and me. Suddenly a truck drove into the yard. And there is a Christmas tree on it. We ran after the car. So she drove up to the building management office, stopped, and the driver and our janitor began unloading the tree. They shouted at each other:
- Easier! Let's bring it in! Right! Leveya! Get her on her butt! Make it easier, otherwise you’ll break off the whole spitz.

And when they unloaded, the driver said:

Now I need to register this tree,” and he left.

And we stayed near the Christmas tree.

She lay there big, furry, and smelled so deliciously of frost that we stood there like fools and smiled. Then Alenka took hold of one twig and said:

Look, there are detectives hanging on the tree.

Detective! She said it wrong! Mishka and I just rolled around. We both laughed equally, but then Mishka began to laugh louder to make me laugh. Well, I pushed it a little so he wouldn't think I was giving up. Mishka held his stomach with his hands, as if he was in great pain, and shouted:

Oh, I'll die of laughter! Detective!

And, of course, I turned up the heat:

The girl is five years old, but she says “detective.” Ha ha ha!

Then Mishka fainted and groaned:

Oh, I feel bad! Detective.

And he began to hiccup:

Hic! Detective. Hic! Hic! I'll die of laughter! Hic! Detective.

Then I grabbed a handful of snow and began to apply it to my forehead, as if I had already developed a brain infection and had gone crazy. I yelled:

The girl is five years old, getting married soon! And she is a detective.

Alenka’s lower lip curled so that it went behind her ear.

I said it right! My tooth has fallen out and is whistling. I want to say detective, but I whistle detective.

Mishka said:

What a surprise! Her tooth fell out! I’ve got three that have fallen out and two that are wobbly, but I still speak correctly! Listen here: giggles! What? It's really great - huhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! This is how I do it cleverly: giggles! I can even sing:

Oh, green hyhechka,

I'm afraid I'll inject myself.

But Alenka will scream. One is louder than the two of us:

Wrong! Hooray! You talk hykhki, but we need detective!

Namely, that there is no need for detective work, but rather giggles.

And let's both roar. All you can hear is: Detective! - Giggles! - Detective!

Looking at them, I laughed so much that I even got hungry. I walked home and kept thinking: why were they arguing so much, since they were both wrong? It's a very simple word. I stopped and said clearly:

No detective work. No naked, but briefly and clear: Fyfki!

That's it!

(Illustration by V. Losin)

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V. Dragunsky “The Enchanted Letter”

Lesson type: lesson on learning new knowledge.

1. Educational: acquaintance with the story and biography of V. Dragunsky; improving the skills of expressive, conscious reading, learning to understand and feel the language of a work;

2. Developmental: develop the ability to analyze the emotional state of characters, the ability to navigate the text, develop an interest in reading fiction;

3. Educational: to cultivate a culture of speech, to promote the moral education of students, to foster mutual understanding and respect for relatives.

UUD

Personal positive motivation for lessons literary reading, formation of aesthetic feelings and ideas; developing friendships with other children.

Regulatory develop skills of control, self-control, forecasting

Cognitive understand what you read, find the necessary information in the text; identify unclear words, be interested in their meaning; highlight the main thing; identify the idea of ​​a work

Communication coordinate your actions with your partner; readiness

help a friend.

Subject read whole words consciously, correctly, expressively;

Understand the meaning of the work.

Equipment: computer, projector, presentation, cards with words, dictionary

Lesson progress:

I. Motivation for learning activities.

U: The bell has already rung, we are starting our lesson.

Guys , Today we have a lot of guests in class, and guests are always a joy, it’s good mood, let's greet them with our smiles, and now let's greet each other, Let's mentally wish ourselves good luck. And for our lesson to be interesting and useful, we must supplement the motto of our lesson with universal learning activities:

Plans for texts………, (make)

Rhyme for the word …………, (choose)

To questions …………………, (answer)

And, of course, without a doubt,

Speech at the same time…………..! (develop)

Let's sit down quietly at our desks.

II. Updating basic knowledge.

- Guys, we have finished studying the section with you. What is it called? (learning to read)

Now let's conduct a survey on this section.

Quiz

1. What did Aunt Varya carry in her string bag, in V. Levin’s poem “Miracles in the String Bag”? (watermelon)

2. Who outwitted the wolf in V. Zakhoder’s fairy tale “How the Wolf Sang Songs”? (sheep)

3.What is the name of V. Oseeva’s story, where the action took place in kindergarten? (Watchman).

4.Who wrote the poem “Knights”? (A. Barto).

5. What broke down with the old man in the Russian fairy tale “The Most Dearest”? (knife).

6. Which fairy tale does the proverb apply to: “If you chase two hares, you won’t catch one”?

III. Speech warm-up (phonetic exercises)

We begin our work, as always, with a speech warm-up.

Why do we do it? speech warm-up? (we are preparing our articulatory (speech) apparatus.

There are pieces of paper on your desks.

Let's do a syllabic chant (To the melody of “A grasshopper sat in the grass”) along the rows. Listen carefully to each other and guess the sounds that distinguish your syllables:

1st row: sma-sma-smo-smi-smu-smy-sme

2nd row: shma-shmy-shmo-shmi-shmo-shmy-shme

Row 3: hmm-hmm-hmo-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm

All together: fma-fmy-fmo-fmi-fmu-fmy….

What did you notice?

What sounds did your syllables differ in? (s, x, f,)

These are very interesting sounds, guys. But we will find out later why they are so interesting.

І V. Statement of the problem and objectives of the lesson.

Guys, When we pick up a book, what do we look at first?(on the cover).What information does the cover convey?(We can find the author and name his work

Look, guys, I have prepared an exhibition of books.

Who do you think we will talk about today? (About Viktor Dragunsky).

Now let’s remember what sounds were different in your syllables when you did the speech warm-up (s, x, w, f).

These sounds don’t tell you anything, or maybe they are hidden in one of the works of Viktor Dragunsky?

Guys, let's read the works carefully and try to find the answer. (The guys are looking for a work among the books at the exhibition where these sounds may be hidden) “Enchanted Letter”

Let's try to formulate the topic of the lesson

What work will we do in class?

Lesson topic:

Target:

Get acquainted... with the biography and work of V. Dragunsky;

Learn...to work with text;

speak beautifully and correctly;

talk about what you read

V. Discovery of new knowledge

Without reading his works, what can you say about the author?

Who are these books addressed to?

What kind of works does he write, funny or sad?

What else do you know about him?

Getting to know the biography.

I know about it and I want you to know too. Listen. I am including an entry with the writer’s biography.

- :

Show of hands, who watched the films based on his scripts?

Read the title of our work. (Enchanted letter) On the board signs are embroidered with assumptions.

What do you think this piece will be about? (about a letter, an enchanted letter)

Guys, we don’t have enchanted letters in our lives. Where do you think such letters can be found? (in fairy tales) This work is a story, but there are elements of magic. This work includes two genres: story and fairy tale. What is a story ( real events)? What about a fairy tale? (all made up)

From the illustration can you determine what this work will be about?

Who are the main characters? (yes kids)

What age are they? (small)

Why did they decide this?

We will find out whether our assumptions were confirmed after getting acquainted with the work.

Working with words.

When reading we come across difficult words, let's learn to read them? On the screen are words written syllable by syllable and then in their entirety.

We lament smoothly, syllable by syllable: DO-MO-UP-RAV-LE-NI-E

Now, in one word, HOUSE MANAGEMENT

Raise your hand if anyone can explain the meaning of this word.

There are two words hidden in this word, what words are they? (house and management).

That's right, HOUSE MANAGEMENT is an organization that manages houses.

PUT ON THE BUTT" Let's read it in chorus.

Where can you find out the meaning of any word? Which dictionary will you turn to for help? (To explanatory dictionary)

Let's see. Masha will read the meaning of this word.

YOU WILL BREAK OFF THE SPITCH

The word "Spitz" has two meanings.

1. a small lap dog with fluffy fur.

2. obsolete word is the same as spire - the sharp tip of the top.

Which value suits us? (2)

We lament smoothly, syllable by syllable: FOR-AK-TI-RO-VAT

Now, in one word, ACTIVATE

ACTIVATE THE TREE - draw up a document called an “act”.

PHYSMINUTE

(“Fun exercise”)

Everyone stood up together,

Let's take a deep breath for two

We raised our hands to the top,

And everyone waved at three.

Four means wider hands.

Five - turn your hands.

Six - movement back.

Seven - correcting posture

We bend our backs together

To the right, to the left we bent,

They reached their socks.

Shoulders up, back and down

Eight - smile and sit down.

4. Continue learning new material

Now we have become active.

We have the opportunity to listen to the story performed by the author himself, Viktor Dragunsky.

Your task is to listen carefully, catch the intonation of the characters, hear difficult words.

Let's listen. The recording of the story starts.

After listening.

What are your impressions of the story? Let's check our assumptions. Pay attention to the records.

Now we have the opportunity to read the story of Victor Dragunsky.

Reading comprehension

you have this story in your textbook. Let's open the textbooks on page:.

First stop

What did you read about?

What mistakes did you notice in the speech of the driver and the janitor? (left, right, stand)

Why did they say that? (they studied poorly at school) Who will correct the mistakes?

How did this part end?

Let's continue.

Second stop

We read to the words: All we can hear is: “Detective!” - "Giggles!" - "Detective!"

What's the big part that's being talked about here?

Which child can’t say the word “bump”? What did you name Alyonka? (Detective) What did you name Mishka? (Giggles)

How did this part end?

Why did they cry?

Let's continue.

Final stage of reading

Why couldn't any of them say the word correctly? Show me your teeth, it’s good that you have all your teeth in place.

How should I say it correctly?

5. Working with figurative expressions.

Do you think this story is funny or not? (yes) Why did you decide that? And I had fun.

And due to what? (funny words)

Find funny words:

I pushed a little: (add power)

Turned up the heat:: (made the situation tense)

Inflammation of the brain: (headache)

Caught in my ear::.(facial expression)

Let's roar:::.(argue loudly)

I'll die of laughter:. :

6. Game for attention.

Illustrations: walking children, truck, playground, Christmas tree, pine cones, snowman.

- Find those items and those characters that appeared in the story. Name the "extra" items.

- Well done! You were all very attentive and found the “extra”.

7. Conversation with elements of selective reading.

Now we will find out who is the most attentive.

What else is missing from our book? (illustrations) Correct. Let's look at the screen and find excerpts from the text for them -

Which part should we insert this illustration into?

8. Lesson summary

Did you like the lesson? How? (It was funny) why was it funny? Who cried? Can you draw a conclusion? How should you behave with your comrades? (don’t laugh at others, don’t judge others and say that you can’t do anything when you can’t do it yourself either) or (don't do to others what you don't want to do to yourself)

Now let's go back to the beginning of the lesson. What was our goal? Done?

9. Reflection.

I suggest you express your attitude to what you read on a sheet of impressions: write any words, sentences that come into your head or draw a picture.

Now I invite you to evaluate your activities in class.

Today in class I………..

I liked the way you worked in the lesson.

- Our lesson has come to an end. Today I saw before me not just students, but readers who think and know how to reason.

Thanks everyone for the lesson. The lesson is over.

10. Homework.

Recently we were walking in the yard: Alenka, Mishka and me. Suddenly a truck drove into the yard. And there is a Christmas tree on it. We ran after the car. So she drove up to the building management office, stopped, and the driver and our janitor began unloading the tree. They shouted at each other:
- Easier! Let's bring it in! Right! Leveya! Get her on her butt! Make it easier, otherwise you’ll break off the whole spitz.
And when they unloaded, the driver said:
“Now we need to register this tree,” and he left.
And we stayed near the Christmas tree.
She lay there big, furry, and smelled so deliciously of frost that we stood there like fools and smiled. Then Alenka took hold of one twig and said:
- Look, there are detectives hanging on the tree.
"Detective"! She said it wrong! Mishka and I just rolled around. We both laughed equally, but then Mishka began to laugh louder to make me laugh.
Well, I pushed it a little so he wouldn't think I was giving up. Mishka held his stomach with his hands, as if he was in great pain, and shouted:

- Oh, I'll die of laughter! Detective!
And, of course, I turned up the heat:
- The girl is five years old, but she says “detective”... Hahaha!
Then Mishka fainted and groaned:

- Oh, I feel bad! Detective...
And he began to hiccup:
- Hick!.. Detective. Hic! Hic! I'll die of laughter! Hic!
Then I grabbed a handful of snow and began to apply it to my forehead, as if I had already developed a brain infection and had gone crazy. I yelled:
– The girl is five years old, she’s getting married soon! And she’s a detective. Alenka’s lower lip curled so that it went behind her ear.
- I said it right! It’s my tooth that has fallen out and is whistling. I want to say “detective”, but I whistle “detective”...

Mishka said:
- What a miracle! Her tooth fell out! I’ve got three that have fallen out and two that are wobbly, but I still speak correctly! Listen here: giggles! What? It’s really great – hihh-kee! This is how it comes out easily for me: giggles! I can even sing:
Oh, green hyhechka,
I'm afraid I'll inject myself.
But Alenka will scream. One is louder than the two of us:
- Wrong! Hooray! You talk hykhki, but we need detective!
And Mishka:
- Precisely, that there is no need for detective work, but rather giggles.
And let's both roar. All you can hear is: “Detective!” - “Giggles!” - “Detective!”
Looking at them, I laughed so much that I even got hungry. I walked home and kept thinking: why were they arguing so much, since they were both wrong? It's a very simple word. I stopped and said clearly:
- No detective work. No naked, but briefly and clear: Fyfki!
That's it!